What Do You Mean This Didn’t Happen In Canon? Please Reblog

“You underestimated me, and so when I struck, you let me devour your flesh like a monster, blood dripping from my mouth, and you called out witch, and I said ‘no, survivor.’”- PoeticInjustice

#we deserved more of her

The Pevensies are growing

The Narnians know their young kings and queens are just that- young. They’re children, and although they are far beyond their age in maturity and wisdom, they are in tiny bodies that aren’t done growing yet. 

Maybe Lucy, queen of Narnia, loses teeth (I think I read somewhere that Georgie lost some teeth during filming?). Shortly after she becomes queen, she’s seen missing her two front teeth. She has to request for her royal portrait to be done showing her WITH teeth. 

Maybe Edmund has growing pains. Not like, the mental burden of growing up and having responsibility thrust on him all at once- although that is true too. Like, the physical pains you get when you’re growing a lot and everything hurts. And he can’t sleep at night. And Mrs. Beaver has some sort of miracle concoction that helps the pain. And she bakes him cookies because she feels so bad for him.

Maybe Susan hits a growth spurt where literally nothing fit her. Suddenly she has to get an entire new wardrobe because she’s three inches taller than she was during this season last year. Her dressmakers realize that from now on she and Lucy’s dresses need to be made so that they can be lengthened, or else the young queens will be outgrowing gowns after only wearing them once. 

Maybe Peter is hungry literally all the time. He is growing rapidly, like the rest, and ate meals with his siblings, but is down in the kitchens multiple times a day for snacks. The cooks start preparing nice snacks for him because they pity this Growing Boy and know he doesn’t have a whole lot of time in between training and ruling a country to search around for food.

Maybe Oreius secretly takes special measures to make sure the kids still get to be kids. He lets Peter and Edmund laugh and joke and goof off during practice, because he knows they are serious far too often. He trains Susan and Lucy in archery, but gives them a longer break than usual when he sees them making flower crowns and laughing. On the first snow day, he brings a few friends to ambush them with snowballs outside Cair Paravel. 

Maybe Mrs. Beaver worries about them all growing up too fast. She sneaks them sweets when court life is particularly stressful. She bakes cookies with them in the kitchen at Christmas time, even when the cooks protest that they should just make them for them. When Susan mentions Lucy had a stuffed dog back in England, Mrs. Beaver sews her a new one without hesitation. 

Maybe all four Pevensies begin studying Narnian history, but their tutors realize they all still need help in literature- they are too young to already know the vocabulary of royal documents. 

Maybe Lucy comes to court with bare feet. Maybe she gets scared of the dark, and needs a footstool for her throne because she’s too short. Maybe Edmund gets freckles in the summer, and is always tapping his fingers or bouncing his knees because he has too much energy to sit still at court. Maybe Susan bonds with Mrs. Beaver because she needs a motherly figure. Maybe Peter learns local Narnian sports because he misses those of England. 

Maybe the Narnians realized that their kings and queens were only children. And maybe, as charming as the Pevensies were, the Narnians learned to love all the things that made them children. 

My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?

Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*

My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*

Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*

My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.

Me: no...

My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.

My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...

Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN

*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????

Why did no one tell me there's a meme from 2001 in The Dragon Prince??? He really went "one does not simply walk into Arcadia" wITH THE HAND THING AND EVERYTHING

Monsters when Percy was 12 years old: Fuck Percy Jackson!

Monsters when Percy is 17 years old: Fuck, it’s Percy Jackson!

Some badass and beautiful girls 💜

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insp. 

“supernatural creatures” as we call them, weren’t once considered supernatural. long before history was written they existed and their blood still flows within us, humans, as we do the things we like and excel at.

you can see mermaids in the ways professional swimmers keep their breath for a long time underwater. you can see it in the little girl who constantly wants to go to the pool. you can see them in teenagers who you find surfing on the beach. you can sense them in the way their body gracefully moves on their own.

you can see werewolves in the way some people look at the moon. you can see them in the way they eat more meat than the rest of your friends. you can see them in the way they always sense and know what’s wrong without someone telling them. you can spot them making walks in the darkness of the night.

you can see elves in the way they admire nature. you can see them in the people who love taking walks through the forests. you can see it in the way how they’re faster, more agile, and taller than your average person. you can see them in the little kids who always climb trees. you can see them in the old people who prefer to live in cottages in the woods instead of the big cities.

you can see dragons in the way some people long to the summer. how your little brother wants to visit hot places. you can see them in the people who always had a love for money. you can see it in the way some people always want to know more. you can spot them feeling at ease with their hair in the wind.

you can see faeries in the way your neighbour’s daughter takes flowers with her. you can see it in the young boy who made his own spot in the forest. you can see them in the people who remember the smallest details you told them. you can sense them in the way they use body languages. how their eyes speak.