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maybe not but the Omen was definitely a Bible fanfic,so we got a fanfic of a fanfic

awesome

Hi Neil,

Would you consider Good Omens as bible fanfiction ?

i think it’s a pretty funny thought

Not really. I think it's a parody of the Omen that got out of hand.

absolutely love the Nova Twins. Check them out if you have a chance

did this at an artist meetup in my town a while back and made a Nova Twins inspired piece

*poll options taken from italian menu images i saw on google. edit: im not italian nor white i dont care if put pasta here several times. mamma mia cry me a rivah

as a celebration of ao3's bday i got some of the best out of context quotes from the site (I'vebeen keepingthis im my notes since 2019 so this is not at all the only ones lol) read under cut!

if you want kidneys we got so many dead bodies around here

I am going to set this school on fire!""...That's kinda hot,"

he looked like he had been caught chugging milk by the ghost of Hitler

"I think I'm balding and I'm not sure whether it's the stress or the genetic mutation.

i couldn't have a seizure, i just dont have it in me

"What more do you need?" "Proof"

CAN you beat someone to death with a paper napkin?" "I'll have fun trying."

he doesn’t think that killing himself counts as suicide, at the very least.

“Uh,” he says, intelligently“What took you so long?

“Motherfucker broke my arm

Why do you have contacts in the Italian mafia?” “Why don’t you? They have really good food.”

Pardon my language, sir, but are you fucking kidding me

it was probably best if the media didn’t know their biggest lead on the case was human experimentation.

in the eyes of the law I'm a useless rug.

“Are you ok?” he gave her a shaky smile, then promptly passed out.

AND NOW the tags

I respect women so much i don't even go near them

wanna see how a icecream shop starts the next war?

two four six eight who do we appreciate?Not the government!

how long do we have to wait to joke about traumatic experiences?

That could potentially be a health concern… but hey, why worry about things like that?

I look like a hobo and have the personality of decaf coffee.Try and call me out like that. Little shit. I know you read Twilight . Fight me.

Cross my heart and hope, hope, hope to die

i was very confused and upset when i found out about heterosexualsthe

future is meaningless but pasta is now

Everytime i do that, i swear to myself i would never do it again, and yet here i am. Doing it

If i didn't know i was the best, i might be tempted to think i am an idiot

On top of all that the fucker couldn’t breathe right.

when you start to die...don't

Why weren’t words working the way they were supposed to?

there is no point in holding in my rage, since it may as well be everyone’s problem

What is rhe if why but also no cs dont ageee yeah?

indeed yes

old drawing of the arctic commune from 2021

bet you feel silly now

"ourgoodshadows is the new superwholock but gay" no it isn't. Not until we start making bizarre crossovers and cringe edits it isn't. Being the new superwholock demands EFFORT!!!!!!!

here's a bug as compensation