a comprehensive list of all my fears and weaknesses to be used against me later [he/she/they] [hmu with requests for art]
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*poll options taken from italian menu images i saw on google. edit: im not italian nor white i dont care if put pasta here several times. mamma mia cry me a rivah
ash in his final form
Comet Lovejoy, Magic Wand
My current plan to recover from my mental and emotional existence is to just go so deep into being insane that I'll come out sane on the other side. Being a chronic people pleaser plagued with impostor syndrome stretched me too thin, and that leash simply snapped and I am now a completely untethered, unapologetic vermin.
Fuck having impostor syndrome, if I'm not entitled to be here they should've barred the doors better. If I'm doing everything wrong because of imaginary rules that nobody told me about, that's their problem, you should have made your confusing system more idiot-proof.
I'm not here to please everyone and do everything right. I'm here to make bad art, chew on furniture, make people laugh, cook awful food and look at pretty landscapes, and piss off the people who don't want me to exist. If I have an unseen infinite debt somewhere that I can never pay back, I'm going to keep running that tab until I die. I'm alive purely because the universe is shit at pest control.
"time is wild and I'm here for the ride" is such a raw quote, add it to the list
the passage of time is wack and i want to not think about it
the passage of time is wack and i want to not think about it
no mourners no funerals my ass im mourning the show and planning Netflix's funerals
as a celebration of ao3's bday i got some of the best out of context quotes from the site (I'vebeen keepingthis im my notes since 2019 so this is not at all the only ones lol) read under cut!
if you want kidneys we got so many dead bodies around here
I am going to set this school on fire!""...That's kinda hot,"
he looked like he had been caught chugging milk by the ghost of Hitler
"I think I'm balding and I'm not sure whether it's the stress or the genetic mutation.
i couldn't have a seizure, i just dont have it in me
"What more do you need?" "Proof"
CAN you beat someone to death with a paper napkin?" "I'll have fun trying."
he doesn’t think that killing himself counts as suicide, at the very least.
“Uh,” he says, intelligently“What took you so long?
“Motherfucker broke my arm
Why do you have contacts in the Italian mafia?” “Why don’t you? They have really good food.”
Pardon my language, sir, but are you fucking kidding me
it was probably best if the media didn’t know their biggest lead on the case was human experimentation.
in the eyes of the law I'm a useless rug.
“Are you ok?” he gave her a shaky smile, then promptly passed out.
AND NOW the tags
I respect women so much i don't even go near them
wanna see how a icecream shop starts the next war?
two four six eight who do we appreciate?Not the government!
how long do we have to wait to joke about traumatic experiences?
That could potentially be a health concern… but hey, why worry about things like that?
I look like a hobo and have the personality of decaf coffee.Try and call me out like that. Little shit. I know you read Twilight . Fight me.
Cross my heart and hope, hope, hope to die
i was very confused and upset when i found out about heterosexualsthe
future is meaningless but pasta is now
Everytime i do that, i swear to myself i would never do it again, and yet here i am. Doing it
If i didn't know i was the best, i might be tempted to think i am an idiot
On top of all that the fucker couldn’t breathe right.
when you start to die...don't
Why weren’t words working the way they were supposed to?
there is no point in holding in my rage, since it may as well be everyone’s problem
@shypapermentality
bonding with friends over your favourite fictional little guys
just tried mountain dew for the first time and honestly? mid
Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
1000 notes this post. Now
I am now convinced that the only characters Ty Tennant knows how to play are sassy queer character
Afrikaans has some great ones to!
"searching for a sausage in the doghouse." To look for a thing that you cannot really find
"get a baboon from behind the hill" talk about problems that haven’t happened yet and so possibly making them happen.
"Scratch a lion’s ball with a short stick" Being arrogant or to push ur luck
"Talk a dog out of a bush" To have a great conversation
"All jokes on a stick" All joking aside
"The jackal is marrying the wolf’s wife" Used when it’s raining and the sun shines at the same time
"Stick a spoon on the roof"a sign of someone dying
"The robe of the dead has no pockets" Your possessions mean nothing once you are dead
" walk two rows of tracks" Very drunk (and visibly stumbling around)
"Talk a hole in the head of someone" Persuade someone
"The bullet went through the church" Used when someone is madly in love. (mcr has to use this sometime)
Stage 1: using your native language's idioms in English out of habit/lack of knowledge
Stage 2: using English idioms as much as you can to prove that you're good at English
Stage 3: using your native language's idioms in English because they fuck actually
I've decided to dub the year 2023 the Year of the Tragic Gays™ because we've been fed but at what cost???
everyone should see this
The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967
rip Michelangelo, you would have loved Jojos bizarre adventures
the toad in question
clocked this entire website
"get a life!"
yea,i have one thats what the escapism if for
sorry to keep harping but the thing is. like. people pretty much universally have profoundly complex and richly textured lives outside of the internet. like everyone you'll ever meet will have their share of complicated relationships, personal struggles, identity issues, et cetera. and these people will likely have deep inner lives and senses of self that an outsider is not easily privy to yk. but then you get all these Posters with a superiority complex who log into the fandom blogging website, see a fandom blogger blogging about fandom, and for some reason forget that other human beings have a rich inner world and assume that this little niche interest site somehow represents the totality of the fandom blogger's life and that they can deduce some sort of damning portrait of a Life Consumed by Media from the fact that they sometimes blog about fandom on the fandom blogging website. and then they make stupid ass posts like the aforementioned. it's so pretentious and self important and mean spirited with zero substance. Banished to the salt mines for 10000 years
i hope you're taking notes
me and guqqie have started watching normal people!
bet you feel silly now
"ourgoodshadows is the new superwholock but gay" no it isn't. Not until we start making bizarre crossovers and cringe edits it isn't. Being the new superwholock demands EFFORT!!!!!!!
HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKN’TS
HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS
tell me where tf my grandmother found raunchy furry art of a springbok and decided the family gc was the best place for it
Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.
On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.
And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.
The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy
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ok nvm what they did was way funnier
please tell me this is the reunion. i dont want anything but for this to be the first interaction they've had since breaking up
it fookin wimdy
Sphinx
i need an Osmosis Jones type movie from the body of a trans guy with all of these as quotes
The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."