Hell Is So Hellish, Not Even Demons Can Get Good Deals. Even Hell Is In A Recession.

They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.

Gabriel and Beelzebub is the best Enemies to Lovers. Also unexpected.

And the way their hands just barely touch when giving each other gifts? 😍

God I really love the relationship between these two. They have such a good relationship. I mean it's toxic, but they have such a good relationship.

Aziraphale casually desicrating an already dead body worse than it already is

When your wife sees that a devil and an angel are trying to help you when God committed literal death.

ALSO obsessed with the idea that eating someone's brains let's you experience their last thoughts/emotions.

Like how you can sometimes taste the food again when you burp after eating.

I wonder if there are any Crowley x Aziraphale fics or amvs inspired by Hozier's From Eden.

"Honey, You're familiar like my mirror years ago"

Crowley can see the ideology of an angel trying to be the best he can be with how their psychology works and he can just see that path and how fucked it is.

"Idealism sits in prison/Chivalry fell on its sword"

The way the angels are working they're in a prison of their own making. They don't see how asanine they are compared to how the world works. Even demons understand things more because of how damned they are.

But angels are supposed to be the ideal beings, but their innocence is perverted. * cue James Baldwin quote here*

"Innocence died screaming"

I BET you Crowley screamed while falling to hell because he realized how backwards the angel ideology is. Plus the physical pain.

"Honey ask me I should know"

Reference back to the mirror. He knows the end result.

"I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door."

The fiction writes itself.

"Cancel Miracle Check Card: Check it 8 times, get one miracle free!"

Crowley: *makes a better Angel than the angel*

Crowley: *panics and makes the Deepest Hole to Hell Possible*

Crowley refusing to exchange favors with Aziraphale because that's a demon thing, and he wants to keep Aziraphale pure.