I wonder if there are any Crowley x Aziraphale fics or amvs inspired by Hozier's From Eden.
"Honey, You're familiar like my mirror years ago"
Crowley can see the ideology of an angel trying to be the best he can be with how their psychology works and he can just see that path and how fucked it is.
"Idealism sits in prison/Chivalry fell on its sword"
The way the angels are working they're in a prison of their own making. They don't see how asanine they are compared to how the world works. Even demons understand things more because of how damned they are.
But angels are supposed to be the ideal beings, but their innocence is perverted. * cue James Baldwin quote here*
"Innocence died screaming"
I BET you Crowley screamed while falling to hell because he realized how backwards the angel ideology is. Plus the physical pain.
"Honey ask me I should know"
Reference back to the mirror. He knows the end result.
"I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door."
The fiction writes itself.
Been on earth this long - still an Awkward Angel TM.
Aziraphale casually desicrating an already dead body worse than it already is
Aziraphale casually desicrating an already dead body worse than it already is
Crowley: *panics and makes the Deepest Hole to Hell Possible*
Hell is so Hellish, not even Demons can get good deals. Even Hell is in a recession.
I love how Crowley uses, "I'm a demon. I lied." as an excuse for everything.
Really want to make a late seasons Destiel AMV to Wrong Side of Heaven by Five Finger Death Punch
God I really love the relationship between these two. They have such a good relationship. I mean it's toxic, but they have such a good relationship.
Mr. McFell. I didn't notice that last time.
He's McFallen and he can't get up!