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Aziraphale: Don't worry! Crowley has a plan! He'll save us!

Crowley: * escapes to Heaven to figure out what's going on *

I wonder if there are any Crowley x Aziraphale fics or amvs inspired by Hozier's From Eden.

"Honey, You're familiar like my mirror years ago"

Crowley can see the ideology of an angel trying to be the best he can be with how their psychology works and he can just see that path and how fucked it is.

"Idealism sits in prison/Chivalry fell on its sword"

The way the angels are working they're in a prison of their own making. They don't see how asanine they are compared to how the world works. Even demons understand things more because of how damned they are.

But angels are supposed to be the ideal beings, but their innocence is perverted. * cue James Baldwin quote here*

"Innocence died screaming"

I BET you Crowley screamed while falling to hell because he realized how backwards the angel ideology is. Plus the physical pain.

"Honey ask me I should know"

Reference back to the mirror. He knows the end result.

"I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door."

The fiction writes itself.

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Gabriel and Beelzebub is the best Enemies to Lovers. Also unexpected.

And the way their hands just barely touch when giving each other gifts? 😍

I'm obsessed with the concept of Crowley retracting the demon permissions from his own car before Aziraphale uses it.

He really *does* love Aziraphale.

Since Aziraphale's halo blew up, does he get a new one? Or is it a Lizard Tail situation where it eventually grows back?

And why is Crowley suddenly fine walking on hallowed ground?

I love how Crowley uses, "I'm a demon. I lied." as an excuse for everything.

Crowley: *makes a better Angel than the angel*

Crowley: *panics and makes the Deepest Hole to Hell Possible*

Crowley playing with the Fez.

Aziraphale tempting people with Dr. Who books.

They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.

When your wife sees that a devil and an angel are trying to help you when God committed literal death.