Crowley Playing With The Fez.

Hilarious how "Done With This Shit" Crowley is at Aziraphale's antics re: The Shopkeepers Meeting

Friend's Thought:

"I feel like the reason Rose seems so weird as a character is because of being a vortex. She's so open and not-skeptical. This fails her with humans, but it is what makes her so open to the Endless stuff."

Hell is so Hellish, not even Demons can get good deals. Even Hell is in a recession.

Goddamn, God is a narcissist.

I'm obsessed with the concept of Crowley retracting the demon permissions from his own car before Aziraphale uses it.

He really *does* love Aziraphale.

Gabriel and Beelzebub is the best Enemies to Lovers. Also unexpected.

And the way their hands just barely touch when giving each other gifts? 😍

I have this idea that since Crowley *was* one of the higher-ups, that's how he *knows* Metatron is bad and can't be trusted.

It's why he's so desperate for Aziraphale to have said no.

Friend thought, after watching uncle Barnaby take off his belt:

"The only time he feels like a man is when he's taking off his belt."

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

ALSO obsessed with the idea that eating someone's brains let's you experience their last thoughts/emotions.

Like how you can sometimes taste the food again when you burp after eating.