Hilarious How "Done With This Shit" Crowley Is At Aziraphale's Antics Re: The Shopkeepers Meeting

Crowley playing with the Fez.

Aziraphale tempting people with Dr. Who books.

They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.

Crowley: *makes a better Angel than the angel*

Crowley: *panics and makes the Deepest Hole to Hell Possible*

Crowley: *panics and makes the Deepest Hole to Hell Possible*

I love how Crowley uses, "I'm a demon. I lied." as an excuse for everything.

God I really love the relationship between these two. They have such a good relationship. I mean it's toxic, but they have such a good relationship.

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Crowley refusing to exchange favors with Aziraphale because that's a demon thing, and he wants to keep Aziraphale pure.

Mr. McFell. I didn't notice that last time.

He's McFallen and he can't get up!

The fact that Magnum condoms are made not to break but Magnum icecream makes you break it to get to the creamy inside is something not enough people are talking about.