Crowley Refusing To Exchange Favors With Aziraphale Because That's A Demon Thing, And He Wants To Keep

Really want to make a late seasons Destiel AMV to Wrong Side of Heaven by Five Finger Death Punch

God I really love the relationship between these two. They have such a good relationship. I mean it's toxic, but they have such a good relationship.

Hell is so Hellish, not even Demons can get good deals. Even Hell is in a recession.

I wonder if there are any Crowley x Aziraphale fics or amvs inspired by Hozier's From Eden.

"Honey, You're familiar like my mirror years ago"

Crowley can see the ideology of an angel trying to be the best he can be with how their psychology works and he can just see that path and how fucked it is.

"Idealism sits in prison/Chivalry fell on its sword"

The way the angels are working they're in a prison of their own making. They don't see how asanine they are compared to how the world works. Even demons understand things more because of how damned they are.

But angels are supposed to be the ideal beings, but their innocence is perverted. * cue James Baldwin quote here*

"Innocence died screaming"

I BET you Crowley screamed while falling to hell because he realized how backwards the angel ideology is. Plus the physical pain.

"Honey ask me I should know"

Reference back to the mirror. He knows the end result.

"I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door."

The fiction writes itself.

Aziraphale being so happy that his magic trick was successful. Meanwhile, Crowley has an angsty existential crisis about shooting his friend.

I'm obsessed with the concept of Crowley retracting the demon permissions from his own car before Aziraphale uses it.

He really *does* love Aziraphale.

Considering the implications, Unity Kincaid is taking the whole "had a child while I was asleep" thing *extremely* well.

Crowley @ Aziraphale: dramatic bitch 1.0 supporting dramatic bitch 2.0

Crowley playing with the Fez.

Aziraphale tempting people with Dr. Who books.

They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.

Friend's Thought:

"I feel like the reason Rose seems so weird as a character is because of being a vortex. She's so open and not-skeptical. This fails her with humans, but it is what makes her so open to the Endless stuff."