I Love How Crowley Uses, "I'm A Demon. I Lied." As An Excuse For Everything.

Aziraphale casually desicrating an already dead body worse than it already is

Crowley: *makes a better Angel than the angel*

Crowley: *panics and makes the Deepest Hole to Hell Possible*

Hell is so Hellish, not even Demons can get good deals. Even Hell is in a recession.

The fact that Magnum condoms are made not to break but Magnum icecream makes you break it to get to the creamy inside is something not enough people are talking about.

Been on earth this long - still an Awkward Angel TM.

Aziraphale casually desicrating an already dead body worse than it already is

I'm obsessed with the concept of Crowley retracting the demon permissions from his own car before Aziraphale uses it.

He really *does* love Aziraphale.

Friend thought, after watching uncle Barnaby take off his belt:

"The only time he feels like a man is when he's taking off his belt."

Very funny how Crowley, being a demon, doesn't have a firearms license and doesn't like guns - but Aziraphale does! And is surprised that Crowley wouldn't!

They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.

Goddamn, God is a narcissist.