Most Americans: “MONARCHY IS BAAAAADDD!!”
Me, a Hawaiian: “While Hawai’i had a queen we were at the forefront of innovation, technological advancement, and international alliances. All the way up until the “democratic” government of the US illegally arrested her in her own palace and threatened to kill her and massacre her people unless she signed her country over to them. I’d like to have a queen who cares more about her peoples lives than her power again. Also, fuck Trump.”
Yedam: [Sees Haruto and the rest of Treasure doing fortnite dances] What a bunch of idiots.
*looks closer*
Yedam: Wait, those are MY idiots
Soobin: Where’s the idiot?
Beomgyu: I’m right here.
Soobin: Suprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time
I lonely 😔
the fact that NONE of you are in my inbox tryna be buddies with me is kinda sad
Jisung: Dinosaurs can’t clap :(
Felix: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Hyunjin: Because their hands are too sh-
Seungmin: Because they’re all dead.
Jilix: :(((((((
Adrien: Why do people say I have "daddy issues". He's the a**hole that is neglectful. If anything He has Parenting problems
Kai: How long does a deodorant stick last for you?
Beomgyu: Usually about 3-4 bites depending on the size and taste.
Kai:
jongho: what’re some good responses to getting stabbed?
yeosang: rude.
seonghwa: not 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯…
wooyoung: that’s fair.
yunho: are you gonna want this back, or can i have it?
Yuna: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Yeji, Sighing: You’re a hazard to society
Ryujin: And a coward. Do twenty