Jisung: Dinosaurs can’t clap :(
Felix: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Hyunjin: Because their hands are too sh-
Seungmin: Because they’re all dead.
Jilix: :(((((((
Soobin: Yeonjun, i don’t know what your doing, but whatever it is, you’re doing it wrong
Chan: when I have a daughter I'm gonna name her Theresa but its gonna be pronounced like 'There's a'
Felix: Theresa snake in my boot
Chanlix: *high five*
Seonghwa [driving]: You know what's really crazy? That all of your lives are in my hands right now.
Seonghwa: Like, I can legit [fakes turning the steering wheel] just like, you know, drive off a cliff right now, and no one would ever know, right? That's a lot of trust.
Wooyoung: [laughing while putting on his seatbelt] Yeah, that's pretty crazy, Seonghwa!
Seonghwa: But like, I wouldn't do that or anything, but what if I did? [fake turns the steering wheel] Woah! Haha!
Wooyoung [crying]: Haha, yeah! That's really crazy!
hoshi: why is seungkwan crying ?
wonwoo: he played one of those ‘which seventeen member are you?’ quizzes
hoshi: and who’d he get?
wonwoo: you.
Living In the Midwest I’ve never seen anything more accurate
gaang as specific retail or food establishments only available in the midwest
OKAY YEAH
Aang: this is so niche but Aang is Uncle Bill’s Pet Store. It was my fave pet shop growing up and I used to go in and play with puppies all the time.
Sokka: I feel very, very strongly that Sokka is The Container Store. He, like me, would go into that store, cry over the organization options, and spend far too much money.
Katara: Idk why but Katara is Half Price Books. Books! So many books! And they’re at a great deal!
Toph: Toph is White Castle.... an acquired taste and best enjoyed when you’re some sort of inebriated.
Zuko: I’m having a tough time with Zuko so I’m going to go with Chicago’s Pizza. Zuko would discover their breadsticks and his life would never be the same.
Suki: KROGER. Listen. I know it’s “just a grocery store”. But it’s not, it’s so much more. You can peel Kroger and their practicality and organization and vibe from my cold, dead hands.
Yuna: I guess I’ll drink all my sorrows and worries away.
Yeji: Huh?
Yuna, proceeding to drink caprisun:
Yeji: ...Can I get one too?
Pls I’m lonely 😔
It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.
chris: finish the saying :
‘sticks and stones may break my bones’
hyunjin, who only listened to this song bc felix made him: but chains and whips excite me