Lucas: I’m The Kind Of Guy Who Likes To Think Things Through.

changbin: i have a bad feeling about this

jisung: what do you mean?

changbin: don't you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?

jisung: no

changbin: that... that explains so much

Wooyoung: *about to go out to meet up with Changbin and Yeonjun*

Seonghwa: *coming out from the kitchen*

Seonghwa: You're not allowed to go out until this house is clean.

Wooyoung: But why???

Seonghwa: Chores before whores.

Wooyoung:... Seonghwa.

Seonghwa: Dishes before bitches.

Wooyoung: Why are you like this?!

Seonghwa: Cutting grass before eating ass.

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

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Seonghwa: PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!

Mingi: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

i dunno what a dracozolt is but its my highest kin now

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

Reblog if you

- have a crush on a tumblr blogger

- have been abducted by aliens

- have a secret guilty pleasure

- are in love with a fictional character

- pick your nose

- are in the closet

- ever commited a crime

- have a mental illness

- like sweets

No one will know which ones you reblogged it for ;)

Namjoon edit

Interviewer: Hello welcome, and you guys are?

Yukhei: Fabulous

Sicheng: Depressed

Yangyang: Hungery

Ten: Gay

Kun: .....Wayv?

Minho: If you were to die, what would be your last words?

Chan: Finally.

Minho: Chan, we talked about this-