Interviewer: Hello Welcome, And You Guys Are?

Hongjoong: When I was your age...

Yunho: When I was your height...

Hongjoong: Don’t make me pull over this car.

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

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The word “swims” is the same upside down

Jongho: my stomach growled super loud in french omg

Jongho: I would like to clarify my stomach did not growl in French, it growled in French class.

San: bonjour

Yeosang: Le growl

Mingi: hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Jongho: Why do I even talk to you guys

anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art

taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make

i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture

just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive

Soobin: Where’s the idiot?

Beomgyu: I’m right here.

Soobin: Suprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time

Beomgyu, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning parental figure.

Soobin,not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Felix: please, hyung, after everything we’ve been through together... you can’t do this to me

Bang Chan: [a single tear rolling down his face] forgive me

Felix: NO-

Bang Chan, placing down a draw 4 card and full-on sobbing: uno

Living In the Midwest I’ve never seen anything more accurate

gaang as specific retail or food establishments only available in the midwest

OKAY YEAH

Aang: this is so niche but Aang is Uncle Bill’s Pet Store. It was my fave pet shop growing up and I used to go in and play with puppies all the time.

Sokka: I feel very, very strongly that Sokka is The Container Store. He, like me, would go into that store, cry over the organization options, and spend far too much money.

Katara: Idk why but Katara is Half Price Books. Books! So many books! And they’re at a great deal!

Toph: Toph is White Castle.... an acquired taste and best enjoyed when you’re some sort of inebriated.

Zuko: I’m having a tough time with Zuko so I’m going to go with Chicago’s Pizza. Zuko would discover their breadsticks and his life would never be the same.

Suki: KROGER. Listen. I know it’s “just a grocery store”. But it’s not, it’s so much more. You can peel Kroger and their practicality and organization and vibe from my cold, dead hands.