Beomgyu, T-posing In The Hallway: Good Morning Parental Figure.

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

- WooSanSang at 3 am-

Wooyoung: Why do people slap the remote when it’s not working?

San: Why does it start working tho

Yeosang:

Nayeon: One of these days, I’m going to say fight me to the wrong person and they’re really just going to deck me.

Tzuyu: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

You genius-

han jisung x felix lee - pines twins 

it goes

baby

Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.

Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.

Jisung: Are we there yet?

Taeyong: Get out.

Jisung: We’re going 85 miles per hour down the highway in the middle of nowhere.

Taeyong: Did I stutter?

✨ Stray Kids + Ateez ✨

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

San, waking up from a very long nap: Where am I??

Yeosang, sarcastically: Heaven.

San: Oh...

San: Didn’t think you’d be here