San, waking up from a very long nap: Where am I??
Yeosang, sarcastically: Heaven.
San: Oh...
San: Didn’t think you’d be here
Chan: So, you two got kicked out of the cinema. What for?
Jisung: Changbin was yelling diving scores during the titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Changbin: That last guy had a solid seven, let me tell you.
Before you read this post, please know that this is not a thing I’m doing for attention. This person means the world to me and I don’t want to lose them.
One of my close friends has been having suicidal thoughts and has been going through a lot lately. They have agreed to a note a day post. Everyone note that this post gets is another day they’ll stay alive. Please reblog, like, comment, anything to help. Please. I don’t want to lose them. I care so much about them, more than I could explain properly and I want them to know how much they are cared for. Please do anything you can to help.
5 notes-one meal. 10 notes-one meal and a small cup of water. 25 notes-two meals and one small cup of water 35 notes-two meals and one full glass of water 40 notes- three meals and a full glass of water and 1 hour of sleep 50 notes-three meals,glass of water,2 hours of sleep 60+ notes-three meals,drinking water regularly,full nights rest. I don’t want to lose my friend. Please. They need help and I want to help them.
Adrien: Why do people say I have "daddy issues". He's the a**hole that is neglectful. If anything He has Parenting problems
Taehyun:When I die, donate my entire body to science.
Taehyun: Except my middle finger.
Taehyun: Give that to Beomgyu.
YES PLEASE
stray kids “miroh” // as a netflix original
*jeongin, trying to solve a crossword puzzle*
Jeongin: What’s a seven to eight-letter word for disappointment?
[Minho passing by]
Minho: Seungmin.
Seonghwa [driving]: You know what's really crazy? That all of your lives are in my hands right now.
Seonghwa: Like, I can legit [fakes turning the steering wheel] just like, you know, drive off a cliff right now, and no one would ever know, right? That's a lot of trust.
Wooyoung: [laughing while putting on his seatbelt] Yeah, that's pretty crazy, Seonghwa!
Seonghwa: But like, I wouldn't do that or anything, but what if I did? [fake turns the steering wheel] Woah! Haha!
Wooyoung [crying]: Haha, yeah! That's really crazy!
Hwasa: [Gets down on one knee]
Wheein: OMG! It’s finally happening!
Hwasa: [Falls over]
Wheein: The poison is kicking in!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)