Mingi: A Milkshake With Two Straws, Please.

Coming into a fandom late

Hyunjin: It’s a crime to be better looking than me!

Minho, under his breath: Guess we’re all going to jail

Soobin: Just because I’m smiling at Beomgyu doesn’t mean I like him!

Soobin: I could be picturing him on fire.

Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?

Kai: Yeah?

Kai: What did you do instead?

Soobin: I told him I was straight!

Kai:

Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.

Soobin: Oh, thank god.

Kai: No one except Yeonjun.

Soobin: Fuck

Taehyun:When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Taehyun: Except my middle finger.

Taehyun: Give that to Beomgyu.

Seonghwa: PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!

Mingi: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

um chile-

anyways so stream tbz x atz x skz MAMA performance

So like. I'm bored, doesn't anyone know any toxic stans I can fight with online

LMFAO NOT THEM USING "HOMOPHOBIC" CHILE OML THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Minho: Truth or dare?

Chris: [exasperated] truth.

Minho: do you want to kiss me?

Chris: dare.

Minho, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me

Chris: never have I ever-

Minho: THATS NOT THE GAME

Most Americans: “MONARCHY IS BAAAAADDD!!”

Me, a Hawaiian: “While Hawai’i had a queen we were at the forefront of innovation, technological advancement, and international alliances. All the way up until the “democratic” government of the US illegally arrested her in her own palace and threatened to kill her and massacre her people unless she signed her country over to them. I’d like to have a queen who cares more about her peoples lives than her power again. Also, fuck Trump.”