Same

felix: you often use humor to deflect trauma

chris: thank you

felix: i didn’t say that was a good thing

chris: what i’m hearing is, you think i’m funny

You genius-

han jisung x felix lee - pines twins 

Pfft-

chan: jeongin, remember, you're one in a million

jeongin: that means there are 7 thousand of me in the world

seungmin: find yourself

felix: start an army

minho: overthrow the government

Bang chan: Changbin is late, again

Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending it’s 11

Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon

Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am

Felix: we’ve overdone it

[Changbin bursts into the room]

Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

Chan holding a gun to Felix: Tell me the name of god you freckled piece of sh*t

Felix: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Chan cocking the gun with tears streaming down his face: I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU!

[!] CONGRATULATIONS TO STRAY KIDS FOR WINNING THE “BEST PERFORMANCE” AWARD WITH “BACK DOOR” AT THE GOLDEN DISC AWARDS 2021!

Watch their full acceptance speech: Naver TV

help pls😔

YOU TOOK THE IDEA FROM ME I LITERALLY TOLD IT TO YOU SO STOP LYING YOU 6 PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY

Yeonjun: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!

Kai: no

Yeonjun: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

Taehyun: word*

Yeonjun: I want nothing more than to uppercut you two directly to Heaven’s front door.

Most Americans: “MONARCHY IS BAAAAADDD!!”

Me, a Hawaiian: “While Hawai’i had a queen we were at the forefront of innovation, technological advancement, and international alliances. All the way up until the “democratic” government of the US illegally arrested her in her own palace and threatened to kill her and massacre her people unless she signed her country over to them. I’d like to have a queen who cares more about her peoples lives than her power again. Also, fuck Trump.”