Felix: My Hand Toes Hurt :(

Megamind the musical would slap though: 

The transition between kid Megamind and adult Megamind being the kid Megamind blowing up the school and adult Megamind emerging from the blue smoke in full villain costume, complete with manic laughter 

Roxanne’s opening number being her trying to write a piece for the museum opening “An ocean inside a bigger ocean…” 

A reprise of the above song when she’s singing about Megamind and her confused feelings for him

Megamind and Roxanne’s sad duet in the rain “Love Someone Like You/Love Someone Like Me” 

BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hal’s evil rampage song “Under New Management.” 

Megamind and Minion’s duet about their weird but special friendship 

Metroman’s “I have eyes that can see” starting off silly but slowly transitioning into a sad ballad about how, unlike Megamind, he’s never loved his assigned role and wants to be his own person, doing what he loves

“I’m Bad” being the closing number

diagnosed with "just been in kind of a weird zone lately" disorder and it's terminal

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

felix: you often use humor to deflect trauma

chris: thank you

felix: i didn’t say that was a good thing

chris: what i’m hearing is, you think i’m funny

Soobin: Why would you give a knife to a child??

Yeonjun: Kai felt unsafe!

Soobin: Well now I feel unsafe!

Yeonjun: I’m sorry.

Yeonjun:...Do you want a knife?

Taehyun:When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Taehyun: Except my middle finger.

Taehyun: Give that to Beomgyu.

christmas eve what about christmas adam

YOU TOOK THE IDEA FROM ME I LITERALLY TOLD IT TO YOU SO STOP LYING YOU 6 PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY

Yeonjun: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!

Kai: no

Yeonjun: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

Taehyun: word*

Yeonjun: I want nothing more than to uppercut you two directly to Heaven’s front door.

[!] CONGRATULATIONS TO STRAY KIDS FOR WINNING THE “BEST PERFORMANCE” AWARD WITH “BACK DOOR” AT THE GOLDEN DISC AWARDS 2021!

Watch their full acceptance speech: Naver TV

i dunno what a dracozolt is but its my highest kin now

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)