Soobin: Why would you give a knife to a child??
Yeonjun: Kai felt unsafe!
Soobin: Well now I feel unsafe!
Yeonjun: I’m sorry.
Yeonjun:...Do you want a knife?
Chan holding a gun to Felix: Tell me the name of god you freckled piece of sh*t
Felix: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? You cannot kill me in a way that matters.
Chan cocking the gun with tears streaming down his face: I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
Pfft-
chan: jeongin, remember, you're one in a million
jeongin: that means there are 7 thousand of me in the world
seungmin: find yourself
felix: start an army
minho: overthrow the government
Yeonjun: What are you, homophobic?
Taehyun: I don’t hate all gay people, just specifically you
Chan: when I have a daughter I'm gonna name her Theresa but its gonna be pronounced like 'There's a'
Felix: Theresa snake in my boot
Chanlix: *high five*
An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.
felix: you often use humor to deflect trauma
chris: thank you
felix: i didn’t say that was a good thing
chris: what i’m hearing is, you think i’m funny
Kai: How long does a deodorant stick last for you?
Beomgyu: Usually about 3-4 bites depending on the size and taste.
Kai:
Reblog if you'd give your life to keep that precious smile on Channie's face 🥺
Minho: Chan do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
Chan: No
Felix: I do
Minho: I know Felix
Felix: I’m sad
Minho: I know Felix
First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon
(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)