First Reason Why Kirby Would Make A Good Top Surgeon

Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?

Kai: Yeah?

Kai: What did you do instead?

Soobin: I told him I was straight!

Kai:

Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.

Soobin: Oh, thank god.

Kai: No one except Yeonjun.

Soobin: Fuck

um chile-

anyways so stream tbz x atz x skz MAMA performance

So like. I'm bored, doesn't anyone know any toxic stans I can fight with online

LMFAO NOT THEM USING "HOMOPHOBIC" CHILE OML THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Yeji: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Yuna: There’s no Wi-Fi in prison.

Yeji: [nods] Thank you.

Jisung: Are we there yet?

Taeyong: Get out.

Jisung: We’re going 85 miles per hour down the highway in the middle of nowhere.

Taeyong: Did I stutter?

christmas eve what about christmas adam

Bakugou: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Mina: It's called arson and and those people are called witnesses.

be horrified, definitely

Who is your main in smash?

King Dedede and Min min

Yuna: I guess I’ll drink all my sorrows and worries away.

Yeji: Huh?

Yuna, proceeding to drink caprisun:

Yeji: ...Can I get one too?

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december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.