Chan: you hit a toddler!
Minho: [shrugging] equal rights, equal fights
Ryujin: Yeji?
Yeji: Yes?
Lia: How long can someone stay inside a washing machine without drowning?
Yeji:
Yeji: WHERE’S CHAERYOUNG?!
Huening Kai: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Soobin: Wasn’t Yeonjun with you?
Yeonjun: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
guess my favorite rene descartes quote
help pls😔
Felix: I’m awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I’m so happy to be alive!
Chan: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days. I can smell sounds. Somebody kill me.
Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?
Kai: Yeah?
Kai: What did you do instead?
Soobin: I told him I was straight!
Kai:
Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.
Soobin: Oh, thank god.
Kai: No one except Yeonjun.
Soobin: Fuck
pLEASE
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Chenle: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
WinWin: I’m pretending you’re in jail.
Chenle: Why
WinWin: It’s spiritually healing