workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap
Kai: How long does a deodorant stick last for you?
Beomgyu: Usually about 3-4 bites depending on the size and taste.
Kai:
Yoongi: It costs $400 do pay for a therapist, but it’s free to tell myself it be like that sometimes.
Seokjin: No...
Kai: I wanna die.
Beomgyu: I wanna murder somebody.
KaiBeom: *share a glance*
Beomgyu: I’m going to...go to the bathroom...
Kai: Y’know I think I have homework...better get on that..
Yeonjun: Alright, have fun!
- five minutes later -
Yeonjun: WaIT NO COME BACK-
Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?
Kai: Yeah?
Kai: What did you do instead?
Soobin: I told him I was straight!
Kai:
Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.
Soobin: Oh, thank god.
Kai: No one except Yeonjun.
Soobin: Fuck
be horrified, definitely
Who is your main in smash?
King Dedede and Min min
pLEASE
Minho: Truth or dare?
Chris: [exasperated] truth.
Minho: do you want to kiss me?
Chris: dare.
Minho, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me
Chris: never have I ever-
Minho: THATS NOT THE GAME
diagnosed with "just been in kind of a weird zone lately" disorder and it's terminal
Txt as things the discord has said
Taehyun: I want to stabby stabby something.
Soobin: I’ll give you 20 dollars to make it me.
Taehyun: No.
Soobin: :(