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When the body calls for rest, listen šš»āØ Me yesterday crashing at like 5PM lol. Always learn the hard way after pushing myself too hard
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozaiās firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: ā¦what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. Thereās nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.
Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.
out of all the couples in greek mythology i UNDERSTAND why persephone and hades were the ones that were taken out of their original context to be made into a cute pair by popculture (and i dont really have an issue w this bc its sooo far removed from the actual canon) BUT.... some real untapped potential with hephaestus and aphrodite in different contexts. worlds hottest woman (barring helen) going to bat for her husband that everyone else thinks is butt ass ugly, but shes like im literally the ceo of hotness and i think hes sexy so either get over it or die idc
1, horrific button candle
2, chocolate dessert candles that I deeply regretted sniffing
3, very normal shower basket
4, so many little carousel horses about half where music boxes and I wanted one so bad
5, obligatory clown shelf
6, live size Elvis statue
7, flip-flop ice cube tray that makes flip flop ice cubes
8, distressed zebra
9, huge cow bell collar possibly for an actual cow?
10, medieval suit of armor statue like 2 rows down from the Elvis
Thrift stores in southwest NM
ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.
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Republicans are garbage.
Every url that reblogās will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Ā
made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there
I just want to be a weird mammal and do weird mammal things, is that too much to ask?
Probably the best joke Iāve ever made
Careful on those Senate steps out there, kids . . #idesofmarch https://www.instagram.com/p/CMcI8myghU9/?igshid=16d2fssnjgc0v
December 16, 1930 The early diary of AnaĆÆs Nin, 1903-1977
Also know as, how to be hot
⢠Boy Parts - Eliza Clark
⢠My Year of Rest And Relaxation - Ottessa Moshfegh ( anything moshfegh, really )
⢠Milk Fed - Melissa Broader
⢠So Sad Today - Melissa Broader
⢠American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
⢠Play It As It Lays - Joan Didion
⢠Violent Bent Backwards Over The Grass
- Lana Del Rey
⢠Acts Of Desperation - Megan Nolan
⢠A Certain Hunger- Chelsea G. Summers
⢠The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
⢠Ariel - Sylvia Plath
⢠Delta of Venus - Anais Nin
⢠The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey
Euginedes
⢠Conversations With Friends - Sally
Rooney
⢠Mv Dark Vanessa - Kate ElizabethāØRussel
⢠The Idiot - Elif Batuman
⢠The Days of Abandonment - Elena
Ferrante
⢠The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia
Plath - Sylvia Plath
⢠Cleopatra and Frankenstein - Coco
Mellors
⢠Perfume: The Story of a Murderer -
Patrick Süskind
⢠Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
⢠Bunny - Mona Awad
⢠Animal - Lisa Taddeo
Also know as, how to be hot
⢠Boy Parts - Eliza Clark
⢠My Year of Rest And Relaxation - Ottessa Moshfegh ( anything moshfegh, really )
⢠Milk Fed - Melissa Broader
⢠So Sad Today - Melissa Broader
⢠American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
⢠Play It As It Lays - Joan Didion
⢠Violent Bent Backwards Over The Grass
- Lana Del Rey
⢠Acts Of Desperation - Megan Nolan
⢠A Certain Hunger- Chelsea G. Summers
⢠The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
⢠Ariel - Sylvia Plath
⢠Delta of Venus - Anais Nin
⢠The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey
Euginedes
⢠Conversations With Friends - Sally
Rooney
⢠Mv Dark Vanessa - Kate ElizabethāØRussel
⢠The Idiot - Elif Batuman
⢠The Days of Abandonment - Elena
Ferrante
⢠The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia
Plath - Sylvia Plath
⢠Cleopatra and Frankenstein - Coco
Mellors
⢠Perfume: The Story of a Murderer -
Patrick Süskind
⢠Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
⢠Bunny - Mona Awad
⢠Animal - Lisa Taddeo
i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second
anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and iām doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that heās got a new tool for helping people recognize when theyāre using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk
and iām like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because iām a linguistic learner and whenever paulās like here i have a tool for you to use itās pretty much always an article or a book or something
paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around.Ā i stare.
i say, paul.
is that a nerf gun.
yeah, says paul.
i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.
he happily informs me that thatās really up to me, isnāt it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?
and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how iām having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like iāve forgone getting groceries for the past week and thatās so stupid, what a stupid issue, iām an idiot, how could iā
a foam dart hits me in the leg.
i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.
i say, slowly, itāsā not a stupid issue, iām not stupid, but itās frustrating me and i donāt want it to be a problem iām having.
no dart this time. okay. sweet.
so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldnāt you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and heās very smug about itĀ
anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear whatās all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.
how to solve a rubikās cube a gay valentineās/anniversary comic about trying to impress a boy (my now boyfriend) [rbs&follows>likes]