Cons: become an abomination that requires stealing the life force of others in order to survive
Pros: would never have to look at myself in the mirror again
id be like "im fine" and then start crying the 70% of me thats water out of nowhere
I may not be super smart, or rich, or fit, or wildly attractive, or interesting in any way, but at least I...uh [shuffling through blank cue cards] uhhhhhhhhhh
why don't i go kms and maybe i will calm down
Seeing myself in the reflection during the animal crossing loading screen is an experience I don't enjoy. I don't need a constant reminder of my ugliness. Lmao
*14 Yr old me going through what might be depression and my parents just think I'm lazy and unappreciative.*
Me: I must be overreacting.
Just said "LOL" out loud again in a conversation. Pardon me while I try and find the nearest bridge to fling myself from.
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life…
*looks in mirror*
…SON OF A-!
It's not that I speak without thinking,
it's the thinking part that is the problem.
born to run away forced to stay at home
Why tf do I crave academic validation but at the same time live and breathe procrastination??
please don't ignore me i'd either think you hate me or are secretly in love with me and there's no in between
I often want to grab the nearest sharp object and bury it in my arm but I'm too scared to clean up after, so I'll just stick to biting my arms till they bruise.🙂
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Not enough for my family to be proud 🥲
Send help. Eh on second thought, don’t bother.
"Don't tell me how to live my life!!!"
I yell fervently as I systematically mess up every area of my life.
“The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘No one else knows what they are doing either.’”
— Charles Bukowski
porn accs stop following me im worse than post nut clarity🙏
My grandma has the same dark humor as me
and we were watching a tv show today and the lady up there had paintings and was asking someone “what do you want to hang first?”
And I just flat out say “myself” and my grandma starts laughing and my dad looks at me like I’m crazy
The taxi driver thinks I’m just a common passenger when in reality I got like 38 likes on my Tumblr post from people I don’t even know.
Bitch, please. Drive me with respect.
Stop with the "if you hate yourself think of your younger self, do they deserve this?" bullshit, if I had the chance to encounter my younger self I'd beat her to death.
My plan is to write an app that measures my self esteem over time based on how loud I scream "AHHHHHH" when catching sight of myself in the mirror.
only reason im not dead rn is cause im a pro procrastinator so everytime im like 'God i wanna kms' im also like 'ykw no there'll be a better time yeah lets not do it now"
Support Group
Panel One
Banner: Estranged Child Meet
Blob 1: I stole my parents’ retirement money
Blob 2: I got too old to be cute anymore
Panel Two
Blob 1: Damn, man. That’s fucked up.
Blob 2: *dies*
Blob 3: Chips?
Person: so, are you stressed, oppressed, or depressed?
Me: Yes