The suitors' elimination methods if they were rivals.
Kyuji: Rejection
Shoku: Burning
Tsuruzo: Humiliation during a play
Shin: Killing him during a demon ritual
Iruka: Drowning
Otohiko: Befriending
Toga: Driving him to murder
Umeji: Expulsion
Hazu: Driving him into suicide
Kaga: Killing him with an explosive during an experiment.
Toga is an icon and that's a fact.
Cooking club
Amai: I made a cake!
Saki: I made chocolate-covered strawberries!
Toga: I made cookies in the microwave. They’re burnt and seem to be pulsating with a bright green light.
Sports club
Asu: Alright gang, let’s go running!
Toga: Would this be a bad time to mention that I have asthma?
Itachi: YOU FUCKING WHAT????
Occult club
Toga: …But in Latin, “ego” means “I” and “sum” means “I am”. However, if you say “ego sum” it doesn’t mean “I I am” it’s just another way of saying “I am”. Both “sum” and “ego sum” are grammatically correct in almost any context. What’s up with that?
Oka, crying: Please… Please for the love of God just stop talking…
Gaming club
Toga: Minecraft is a pretty boring game tbh. There’s no real plot and everything there is to do gets really boring after a while.
Gema: Get the fuck out.
Drama Club
Ritsu: *reads off a long monologue from the script*
Toga: (shit, I totally don’t remember my lines, and this script is way too hard to follow. I better try to improvise)
Toga, the moment Ritsu stops talking: HONESTLY SAME L M A O
Sewing club
Hazu: You know this isn’t… actually a club… right?
Toga: That’s probably good because I can’t find any pin cushions so I’ve been Nancy Elsner-ing my arm for the last half hour and I don’t think my body was built for this.
Toga: *passes out*
Science club
Toga: So if that thingy on your eye can connect to the internet and function like a computer, would that make it an eye-pad?
Kaga: HAHAHA FUCK YOU
Art club
Toga: So how did I do?
Toga: *has painted a poorly drawn dragon with muscular human arms and two tongues, breathing lightning bolts*
Geiju: It’s horrendous. Goodbye.
Gardening club
Toga: Wait, aren’t you supposed to dig 6 feet before burying anything?
Everyone: *is slightly terrified*
Music club
Myuji: What kind of music do you like?
Toga: *Plays brutal death metal song on radio*
Myuji: T H A T S J U S T G R E A T
Photography club
Toga: I expected nothing and yet I’m still disappointed. Goodbye.
Martial arts club
Toga: …And that’s the story of how I got my ass handed to me 8 times in a row bye the same person. I have many physical and emotional scars and I am never going back there again.
Student council
Toga: *breaths*
Megami: No.
have a meme again because i’m too sick to draw
Happy Father's Day, Agnarr!
Is it me or am I getting annoyed at people who say they were born in the wrong generation?
I feel like they're brats tbh because they're like, "I was born in the wrong generation!", "The '80s people are superior the rest of the people suck!", "I feel bad for the kids in newer generations!!!!" and so on.
I mean, it's not wrong to relive your childhood but you could at least say something like, "I want to experience this specific time line."
Just wanna say that this is no longer a YanSim blog.
Can't blame you on that! Eric is adorkable!
“I have a big crush on Prince Eric.”
togas toes are as long as his fingers
I find this one super funny because I don’t draw fingers so it would mean that he looks like this:
I just realized how toxic Tumblr is. Like, I keep seeing immature people arguing, starting up flamewars and being overall mean in the notes. It's sad tbh.
Hi, my name is Kiara! I'm obsessed with Winx, Disney movies and Totally Spies, so my content will mostly be about it.
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