Okay So Silk & Dagger Seems To Be Selling Pretty Well And It Has Definitely Breached Markets That Eureka

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

was pitching eureka to a friend and he just sent me this image titled "pathstopower.png"

i'm. afraid.

When you encounter a problem, consider: have you tried evolving venomous spines about it?

born to wear graphic tees of my favorite things under an open faced jacket/hoodie

forced to wear a normal t-shirt with a hoodie covering it

Lots of pop culture fiction about the Middle Ages likes to tackle the concept of witch trials (even though that didn't even become a thing until the mid-1400s and didn't hit the stride we think of it with today until the 1600s) in one of three ways:

"actually they were really witches with magic powers! (Bad)"

"actually they were really witches with magic powers! (Good)"

"they weren't witches at all they were smart women of science more sophisticated and advanced than those STUPID inbred people could comprehend so they killed them because they thought that medicine was evil"

no they were just weird people. How do you treat weird people?

AMERICANS? IS ROOT BEER NICE?! I WANNA KNOW

No third option you gotta pick a side

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.