genuinely this website is horrible. every few days they totally nuke another random popular trans girl who has never ever broken a rule, and everybody but trans girls shut up about it and forgets immediately. like HELLO???? Charlottan was banned for literally NO REASON why am i not seeing hammer car explosion 2??? why are the majority of TME people just ignoring that trans girls are absolutely being specifically targeted for removal with no excuse??? does nobody else care any more????
How to relax in a few easy steps
1. Draw bath
2.sit in bath
3.listen to music
4. Play sudoku
5. Eat sweetened condensed milk
Went to the dentist the other day and got called a good boy still not over it
Arthur is send to the druids to spy on their leader.
Arthur: But father! You said the druids are "free spirits". What if they demand "favors"?
Uther: you will do whatever is necessary for Camelots safety
Arthur: *bows awkwardly* yes, father.
Later
Merlin: so... You want to become a druid
Arthur: yes
Merlin: ... Okay. :) want some food? You're coming right in time for Beltane. Do you want to partake?
Arthur: I... I have a choice?
Merlin: who in their right mind would come here if they thought they didn't? No no. You can spend the time in your tent If you prefer.
Arthur: *looking at Merlin* or yours?
Merlin: *scanning arthur Back* or mine
Later
Arthur, in his mind: yes, I am doing all of this for Camelot. I am learning all their ways and become part of the tribe. I am doing my best performances in every daily task! I will become the perfect bride to their leader....
Uther, upon meeting Arthur: and what have you learned about their plans against camelot?
Arthur, flower crown in hair: their what
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*Buck and Taylor, staying in touch after breaking up*
Buck: I've found myself very attracted to Eddie lately, and I'm not sure what to do about it.
Taylor: Well, you're going to try to fuck him, aren't you?
Buck: Yes, obviously, but then what?
Taylor: Then you knock him up and invite me to the wedding.
this is Hilson, is it not?
Here’s some good and easy comment ideas for those who feel shy or don’t know what to say but would like to leave something:
1. A classic: keyboard smash such as
Nrbdbsbbkigq or fhbdboejwbakwjev
2. THEM <3
(Fill in pronouns as needed or refer to a pairing)
3. Screaming, crying, throwing up, ect
Or it’s cousin:
4. Kicking my feet, giggling
5. [Block of copy-pasted text] I like/love this bit in particular; I like how you phrased this
6. I keep rotating [character/section of text] in my head
7. I read this while [insert what you were doing; ie: procrastinating a test, waiting for the bus, ect]
8. Extra Kudos!
9. Encore! Bravo! Magnificent!
10. [character name] my beloved
11. I relate to this so hard
Optional, include [line of text] or situation you relate to
12. Thank you for sharing!
13. 💖💖💖
14. I love how you’ve written [x character trait]
15. I love this kind of AU so much!!
16. I’m so excited to see what happens next! I hope [random story prediction here]
17. I will commit atrocities for this character!
18. This is some hella good soup!
19. This is my favorite [trope, paring, au]!
20. AAAAAA They are so [soft/traumatized/attractive]!!!
Feel free to mix and match these for an extra special comment!
Additionally, if you have some favorite go-to comments, feel free to share!
Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.
I found out I’m basically allergic to changes in my serotonin levels and I’m already depressed
I gotta say some doctors are so worried about making sure it’s not a zebra they forget to check for cows