Tasty-soda-pop - SODA

It's okay, I found my hat. It is on head where it belonged

AAAAtatatatatata. The hat is gone!

It's not theft if you didn't steal it directly from a store shelf, it's finders keepers and you can use that in court

You know I've been hyperfixating on something too long when I start classpecting all the characters

Dude if I ever get a place of my own tje first thing I'm doing is putting soap in the microwave

Noob

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

How the fuck did I learn to read morse code in a matter of days by rereading homestuck?

I took French for half a year and only actually learned how to count numbers up to 9 and have a hard time with anything past 3 unless I sing that fuckin Hamilton song

Da fuck brain, da fuck?

This man is highly wanted for theft!

What did he steal?

My heart!

Oh! And quite a few explosives.

He might have decided to start world war 3 in a few days?

Lotta nukes.

We should probably stop him in the near future, y'know before the world ends.

Lives in my head rent free

BALONEY