Dude If I Ever Get A Place Of My Own Tje First Thing I'm Doing Is Putting Soap In The Microwave

Adding this pic my grandma took when I went to clean up (I forgor she was awake)

I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly cause I ran out of time real fast)

Do with this what you will

Safety First

It's okay, I found my hat. It is on head where it belonged

AAAAtatatatatata. The hat is gone!

How the fuck did I learn to read morse code in a matter of days by rereading homestuck?

I took French for half a year and only actually learned how to count numbers up to 9 and have a hard time with anything past 3 unless I sing that fuckin Hamilton song

Da fuck brain, da fuck?

Lives in my head rent free

BALONEY

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

Shark bois go wild

Here's something I noticed that I haven't seen ANYONE TALK ABOUT:

It's sorta subtle, and Vox and Alastor do it a couple times, their mouths drip, and considering the colors used I can only assume it's dripping blood (cause angel blood is gold)

Do these bitches just get so worked up they all fuckin bite their tongues or some shit??? Why they do that?

Rule number 1: break the rules

Rule number 2: no murdering

My grandma: well I can't call you she and u can't call you he so I try to just call you by your name. (Referring to new name not deadname)

Me (ftm trans boi): why can't you call me he?

Grandma: because you don't have the he parts.

My dysphoria: INCOMING!

At least she's half supportive. 🙄😓

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.