Have Some Arm Art Cause I Was Bored In School

The words "cum" and "mission goo" just came up on the same thought and I have decided that I will now be selling my brain at auction! You can contact me at 6-

I can live out weeks, even months, in my own head, I have fantasies that last for multiple days in real time, I can stop and start them again at will until the story line I'm on ends or I get distracted by another thing to think about and then I start something else and live more time in my fucking mind. I could make a movie, no, a TV show with multiple seasons of what goes on in my brain except for the fact that some of it is sexual and also I don't want to explain any of it to anyone ever because it would be way too weird.

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

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[Prospit Dreamer]

My cat is is so fat and eats so much that I have started to call him "fatso", "fatass", and "you fat fuck" so much that I sound like I'm talking to Eric Cartman. Which makes sense because they're both assholes who act like they don't care.

I'll sell you for a baconator

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

Not a problem anymore, just kill everyone in a hundred mile radius!

is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?  

It's only been an hour and I already miss my cat, what has school done to me

Cats have ot so much better

Oww.

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