Fight Fight Fight!

Sure, I don't really care for names either.

I don't do much. I'm just there, I talk a lot of weird stuff, and I like cats.

Nevermind anonymous then, I'll stick with calling you Cocoa Bean. Yes, I like that much better. It's got a chocolate-y ring to it.

You can't tell me that this isn't purple in your eyes there.

As I said before, my dear girl, it's just reflectiveness and dimension. I have a pair of sparkly eyes! Haha.

I hope I'm not bothering you I have a few questions?

1. What's your favorite color?

2. Chocolate or coffee?

3. Why are your eyes purple?

4. Can we see your bedroom? If you don't want us to that's okay lol

5. Have you ever thought about getting married and having kids?

You're not bothering me at all, it's no problem really.

1). My favorite color is either gold or burgundy. Pick either.

2). Chocolate, of course. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of coffee. It stains your teeth and can give you bad breath and anxiety. I don't understand the obsession with it, but to each their own.

3.) My eyes are in fact not purple, they're brown. Rather than color, I believe the purple tint you're seeing is due to reflectiveness, depth and dimension. All that science-y stuff. That's been a topic of confusion for quite some time.

4). I'll have to think about it. I'm not very fond of my privacy being invaded.

5). No, I've never thought about it. The Buckets are like family and my Oompa Loompas are like my children, honestly. I don't think I need anything more than that. I'm very content with the way things are now here at the factory. ☺️

I got sunburned :(

Ouch. Put some ointment on that and you'll be fine.

moths are precious

Pans are weird lol

Do you fuck pans

Again, you kids and your terms. You'll have to explain to me what that means. And that's such a horrid way of putting it.

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Oop lmao

@wilburwonkasblog Some awfully and recently constructed tumblr (maybe bot?) page promoting dentistry products and healthcare was following me and now they've mysteriously disappeared! I only noticed because they were selling dentist related stuff, and you know how I feel about that stuff. I hope that I can trust it wasn't you, no, you wouldn't do that. Especially not now?

Mr. Wonka. I know you're busy baking with Miss Cocoa, but Alice still wants to come to the barbeque at your factory the weekend, she insists you unban her immediately and talk to her directly. There's just nothing I can do to convince her otherwise. I'm sorry