For Either Way You Choose You Cannot Win

TF141 (oversimplified)

My mind just goes blank every time i see stuff like that, it's so funny i can't even-

Babe wake up, new stupid screenshot of Miguel just dropped

+ a dumb meme

"Why the hell does a young beautiful woman like that want you???"

Buggy: stroking his face "Guess she can't resist a mature man."

"Mature??? You're dressed like a fucking clown!!!"

Buggy: pointing "Hey!! Expressing yourself without shame is real maturity shithead!!"

Light Fossils by: Darren Pearson

Thought of him trying Earthrealm clothing on 😪

I wonder why no one still made a website where you could publish your unfinished work and the readers could add in the next chapters thus you as a fandom would be making a fic together

Or maybe like make it additional where you as the original author could choose from the pull where this story should go

And the names of other authors who joined in would also be highlighted in the chapters which they wrote so the readers would know who to thank for the continuation of a story

And then you as an original author could add co-creators so they'd also be able to add new chapters when you can't

Of course all the names are in tags duh

But like... imagine

(I swear i realized it sounds so much like google dox in the midst of writing it but pls get my point because as a burnout perfectionist who always thinks and never finds the strength to finish it this site would be helpful af, plus it's a good way of creating a rather interesting narrative as a group project and working alongside each other with so many creative people is just pure bliss)

Listen I feel like the question if he ever sucked his own dick while detaching his head has the same answer as “Do people pee in the shower?” It’s yes. It’s obviously yes. But obviously yes in the sense that you don’t mention it, ever, unless you’re with him and try to actually get into those pants as well or you are both extremly drunk. If you do the latter he’ll bark out a laugh and says “Well what do you think?” Before he’ll open his arms in a theatrical manner and gestures to himself “Best head you’ll ever get on the grand line. I’d know! I have high standards.” Making you double over with laughter and spill half of your drink.

(Regret is gonna set in the next morning “God I have a head like an anchor….fuck….fuck god please god tell me I left it at giving head and not the other places you can stick it”)

Genuinely made me wheeze, because i completely forgot i posted that 😭😭😭

My Zecky fic series that is not over yet.

Millions Knives

Thousand Spoons

Hundred Forks

Dozen Sporks

How your email finds me 🚬💀