Cloak Floating Up Because Of The Chains On His Arms Would Be Funny, Dagger Holding Onto The Bottom Of

Help me find this tv show

I'm trying to find this tv show I used to watch Basically it's a comedy stand up show with tons of comedians telling stories but the it was randomly cut to actors acting out the story and it would go back and forth. I know there was this one episode that had this lady telling a story when she was a (substitute maybe) teacher and there was this little girl with a old sounding name, and in the sketch the actors dressed a little girl up in a granny costume. It had gabriel iglesias on it. It had a host and I want to say he was a black/POC man but I'm not 100%. I remember the intro was the host talking while it shows the front of a club building with a group walking in, and this lady with I want to say a afro was scratching the back of her head. Another skit had this lady talking about how her son smelt how her sandwich was cut in half. I want to say the show hand something to do with lemons or maybe it's the color yellow. It had mateo leon on it Sadly that's all I can remember

If I remember anything I'll add

IT WAS laff mobb's laff tracks!!!!!!

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

*sending out mind waves like Xavier*

"marvel fans, send me your most randomest/crack-est/craziest ships that sounds like a mad man's ramblings"

(Also I'd be pleased if you incorporate a fun name, example: Warlocki for loki x Adam warlock or bullet sponge for frank castle x reed richards)

"You can comment it or repost this with your ship(s)"

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My first guess was this was about paw patrol for some reason

Like some drama went down and now he's a bitch for some reason

used to really like chase but now he’s kinda a bitch 🙁

Anthropomorphic adblocker who gets so full from yummy ads

Do you guys remember the Marvel's horrible take on GenZ heros?

Of course you do! Marvel's "New Warriors"

A comic so bad it was never released and canceled on the spot, but what if they come back? I have TWO proposals for marvel

A.Snowflake and Safespace kills the universe

And

B. Deadpool vs the New Warriors

The first comic would be a simple "blank hero goes evil and kills everyone" but with snowflake and safespace being stupidly overpowered

Snowflake having control of absolute zero, freezing people's arms off, crafting ice weapons to counter heros and Safespace using his forcefields at max control, crushing people in boxes, using very thin forcefields as giant arrows to shoot out, sucking out all the oxygen in his force fields to suffocate people

OR

They become deadpool villains and you give them new names like

DNI List, exposed&canceled, death threats, brain brainrot, and GRTL (get ready to lose)

And then you just put them with deadpool, say he posted something not "Politically correct" somewhere so the new warriors try to beat him up for it

Whatever you do you have to make them OVER THE TOP, you can't make them tame at all, they have to be making references every second and confuse everyone around them while either kicking their ass or getting their asses kicked

Either way it has to be funny because they're gag characters now, that's the only way they would work today

How do I get freaky with the robots