Perceptor 🔬

Allow me to be secretive and slippery in peace, you imbecile

Cybertronians is armadillos…

Do Cybertronians have both an exoskeleton (their plating and kibble) and an endoskeleton (the supportive structure that allows them to move but is not the stuff directly under the plating)? Is there a classification for organisms with both kinds of skeletons?

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

I’m just going to leave this here

Imagine the reason why Optimus is so focused on Earth isn't because of a noble, sentimental reason... it's because his Prime instincts/the Matrix is literally screaming that the planet is the only cage (blood and bone fueled by the cycle of death of its inhabitants howling, clawing, demanding for the right to exist) that's stopping a fully revived Unicron from consuming all life itself

There's no way he can realistically explain this is his faction or to any other Cybertronian, like who the hell would legimately believe that the Unmaker is within a random orangic, thriving planet in tiny pocket of the space-boonies?!

That one tweet that’s like “oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character” but in the absolutely most positive sense u can imagine, with rainbows and dolphins in the sky etc.

Norovirus? After my first week at work? A gift? Awww, world, you shouldn’t have <3

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