Whats Up With These Losers

The intro of Transformers series (1984 - 2020)

guys. guys. oh my fuckin god guys

there’s a full version

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

Venom: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.

Deadpool: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

Spiderman: that’s terrifying.

girl help the character i created for a joke has a detailed tragic backstory and epic lore now

silent protagonist meetup

How do you kill a God?

Aphrodite laughs, head tossed back with stars in her hair, ‘We are immortal. We are ageless. We will never die.’ 

How do you kill a God?

Hera sighs, ‘You rob them of love and loyalty. They will be alone and unhappy, and eternity will seem like a punishment, but it is not death.’ 

How do you kill a God?

Zeus declares, rather confidently, ‘You deny them their power. Poseidon nods his head in agreement. ‘They will be weak and defeated, perhaps even chopped up into pieces, but it is not death.’ 

How do you kill a God?

Apollo closes his eyes. ‘You strip them of their senses. Their eyes, and they cease to see. Their ears, and they are rendered silent. They will be in the dark, conscious and cut off for millennium, but it is not death.’

How do you kill a God?

Hades whispers, though still his voice carries, ‘With another God. An immortal for an immortal. Era for an Era. A celestial being to strip another’s soul. He pauses, the rest are silent. ‘A God for a God.’

L.H.Z // How do you kill a God?

Hi I’m not dead I swear. Have an incorrect fnf quote, might do more

at this rate Multiverse of Madness will just be several of our favorite dumbasses all yelling “what do you mean what the fuck did I do, what the fuck did you do???” at each other