silent protagonist meetup
Venom: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.
Deadpool: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.
Spiderman: that’s terrifying.
You gotta talk back to them cuz it develops their brain and stuff
random bitter aspiring authors on "writing advice" blogs: Don't make your main characters super special mary sues. don't make them better than other people or more interesting. your main characters should be boring average guys with the personalities of wood pulp
the Epic of Gilgamesh: Gilgamesh was objectively the best man ever. He was the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous hunk of pure manly awesomeness that ever lived and he used a sword that weighed 120 pounds.
glenn dean, landscapes of the west / user @petrichara
guys. guys. oh my fuckin god guys
there’s a full version
Today I learned that Lockdown is about as tall as Optimus Prime
So that’s something
my favourite brand of marichat . dumb and dumber 2
Wong: ...