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Snape’s Daughter.

You’re Snape’s daughter and in order to get good with Snape, Ron wants to ask you out, (Ron’s not an ass, lol) only for you to tell him you know he doesn’t really like you and you like Hermione anyway lol

You passed Harry and his friends as you were making your way to your father’s class, when Harry stopped you. Hermione was giving you a look. “Don’t believe him”

“Hey, y/n, uh Ron wants to know if you want-”

“Want what?” Snape asked as he appeared behind him.

They jumped, Hermione just chuckled. You smiled at her.

Suddenly, she motioned for you to follow her, curiously, you did. You didn’t want to see what your dad would do to Harry and Ron..

“You shouldn’t listen to Harry. Ron doesn’t- not that you wouldn’t be worth dating-” she said gently..

Aww, she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. What a cutie.

“Hermione” you chuckled softly. She looked at you curiously.

“People do that all the time. You know, act like they like me only to get on good terms with my dad. It’s okay..”

“It’s not okay! That’s horrible. You’re adorable and I know I’d be more than happy if you liked me”

A blush began to grow on her cheeks as she looked shocked, that she revealed her crush herself.

You were shocked. Hermione Granger, the smartest person ever and smartest witch of her age and not to mention she’s absolutely beautiful and amazing, likes you?

“I think you might just be saying that. What, want to get my father to like you, Granger?” You chuckled. Of course, you were joking. Being cautious, too.

You really liked her and no one knew, of course. But you didn’t want to get hurt.

“N-no, I mean. I want your dad to like me, sure. But if he hates me, too that’s okay, I don’t really care. I really like you and if you and I were together and he didn’t like it. Well, he’d just have to deal with it! Because, I really like you” She blushed.

“Wow”

“What? I mean no disrespect to professor Snape, of course. I uh-”

“No it’s okay. What I mean, is no one’s ever cared that much about me before.. So thank you” You grinned, happily.

Hermione chuckled, a grin on her cute face. She’s so adorable.

“Don’t thank me. Thank the fact that you’re amazing, that’s why I like you”

You blushed.

But something caught your attention, Draco was going to do something. You could see it in his smug face. But what?

That’s when you realized.. He was looking at you, with a smirk. You rolled your eyes, his threats were nothing.

Hermione looked at you confused. Before you could react he had appeared behind you, and casted an incarcerous spell on you, the ropes getting tighter, you dropped your wand. Hermione got pissed..

“Draco what are you doing?” She raised her wand at him.

“Obliviate!” He yelled, pointing his wand at Hermione after he quickly used the petrificus totalus spell to freeze her. You hopped, with the ropes still tight around you, in front of her. You began to forget your memories, who you were, everything. But at least you saved Hermione..

“No!” You heard someone scream. You didn’t know who it was, but they seemed to care a lot about you.

“Professor Snape, we can put everything back to normal-”

“I don’t care! Mr. Malfoy, you are expelled!”

You then passed out..

“Y/n!” You heard someone yell, you quickly opened your eyes, confused and, the last thing you remembered was-

“Hermione!” You quickly looked around, very worried. Was she okay?

You felt someone hug you. It was your dad.

“Dad! What happened is Hermione okay?”

“Yes, she’s fine. I was so worried about you” He hugged you tighter. You let out a groan, feeling some pain.

“Sorry.” He was checking your temperate and asking you questions only you would know. Of course, you got all of them right.

“I’m okay” you reassured. He still didn’t let go of you as Hermione, Harry, and Ron came in, very worried.

“Professor Snape, um, Dumbledore wants to see you..”

He huffed and looked at you again, checking for bruises or anything. You gave him a look.

“Dad” you whined. He sighed as he pulled away from the hug.

“Alright.” he turned to Harry and Ron. He shook his head, then turned to Hermione.

“Miss Granger, please keep an eye on y/n. I don’t really trust these two..”

Hermione nodded.

“Of course. You can trust me”

He left but not before looking at you.

“All be back, don’t worry” you smiled.

He worried too much.

Hermione then hugged you.

“Oh my gosh are you okay?! Do you need anything?-”

“No, I’m okay, but thanks”

she then pinched your arm.

“Ow! Hermione why’d you do that?”

“That was stupid don’t ever do that again.” She sighed. “But thank you.” She smiled, still hugging you.

“No problem.” you blushed as you hugged her back.

“Did you see the look on Draco’s face? Priceless!” Ron laughed and Harry snickered.

You chuckled. “Yeah, my dad was pretty mad.” you felt a bit better.

“Oh, he was furious” Hermione smiled at you.

“Get away from my daughter, you’re going to wish you hadn’t done that, Malfoy” Ron said imitating my dad. It was pretty impressive.

We laughed, cracking up.

“Well, I’m glad you’re okay”

Harry and Ron then left, something about helping Hagrid. Hermione didn’t want to leave your side, even if she could.

She kept staring at you, completely in adoration. You adored her just as much, maybe even more..

“Hermione?”

“Hmm?” She asked as you gently rested your head on her shoulder, making her smile.

“So uh, you still like me right?”

“Of course” she chuckled. Her hand touching your’s, making you blush.

“Do you want to do on a date with me?”

“Um when I get better, I mean”

“Of course, but I have a lot of studying to do.. how about a study date?”

You blushed.

“Sure. I need to study too..” You chuckled happily.

“I can help you” she offered.

“I mean you’re the smartest person ever so, I don’t think it’d be a problem for-”

“So when’s the date?”

Oh my god, it was my dad. What do I say?

“I um, when- what date?” despite Hermione being the strongest person ever, afraid of nothing, she still shivered.

“You like each other, that’s obvious..” he smirked.

You felt embarrassed right now.

“Yeah, um-”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

He looked at Hermione.

“You can go, miss Granger.”

“I’m sorry, but I won’t. You told me to keep any eye on her, even if you didn’t, I like her very much, and I’d never want anything bad to happen to her” She stated, determined.

His lip curled into a smile, well more emotion than he usually shows towards anyone that’s not you. With you, he’s a very fun person. Hard to believe, I know.

“Good.” as he left, you turned to Hermione.

“I think he likes you” you smiled.

“Really? I didn’t think so” she whispered, with a nervous chuckle.

You grinned. “Yeah, that’s just how he is”

“You’re adorable” she said, teasing you as you blushed again.

“I know she is” Snape yelled. Of course he was secretly listening.

“Oh no”

“Don’t be embarrassed, that’s cute”

(sorry if this is bad lol)

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severitus fic

snape: i have turned over a new leaf and see harry as an individual

snape: we share an experience of unsatisfactory home lives

snape: i am present and willing to deal with the consequences of my past

snape: for him, harry, my one and only son

dumbledore: i am so proud of you, my boy

snape: literally fuck off

sirius and ron: i don’t recognize your capacity for love

snape: like fuck all the way off, all of you

mcgonagall: i doubt your maturity based on past experience

hermione: nothing in your public behavior inspires total confidence

snape: valid point

snape: but also go to hell

harry: okay stop all of this

harry: i believe in forgiveness bc i need to move on for my own sake

snape: mhm mhm

snape: no yes i agree and support that decision

snape: even if i don’t actually feel i deserve this level of trust

snape: you mystical creature you

snape: now brb while i torture your entire family on your behalf

snape: so that you might overcome your childhood

snape: but with cleaner air to breathe and like maybe a new house

harry: okay, so how about no

harry: torture is still wrong, even if you do it for me

snape:

snape:

snape: ????

harry: i mean, i’m pretty sure everyone knows this

snape: ????????

snape: how did i ever confuse you for your father

lupin: exactly

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AU concept

Everything is the same, except Snape is much more open with how absolutely DONE he is.

Minerva: “Severus, Potter and Weasley have found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets and went down without proper supervision, slayed the creature, and saved Ginny Weasley.”

Snape: *ridiculously long sigh and an extended moment of silence* “ God Damn it. Of course they would, what else would they do? God damn it.”

Draco: *gets into a fight with Ron*

Snape: “Malfoy, I swear to….just one fucking day is all I ask… for you to not make someone want to punch you… Just One Day.

Neville: *blows up a cauldron*

Snape: *head in one hand, not even angry at this point* “I just…..god damn it”

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him