Reblog If Death Doesn’t Even Stop You From Shipping Your OTP

tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”

like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number

Daze of Pollen Masterlist

(Work in Progress)

Pairing: (cis)fem!Reader x Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Sam Wilson

Warnings: Smut. 18+ only. Sex pollen (but consent is explicit), foursome, threesome, unprotected sex, m/m smut, sex marathon. (Will be specified further in each chapter)

Summary: Bucky, Steve, Sam and you are in the safe house post mission when a retrieved Hydra device activates, releasing a kind of pollen you don’t know of, but the effects of which are soon discovered.

A/N: This is my submission for @buckyssoul​​ ‘s Rae Hit 1k Marvel Writing Challenge. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope you like it. I’ll try to keep the chapters coming every week.

A/N 2: This series is gonna be pure smut, (all of the events supposedly happening on the same day) with each chapter focusing on a particular pairing or kink.

I’m taking requests if you want a particular kink to be featured. Send me an ask or text me for the same or to be tagged.

Words so far: 8.7k

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

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AAAAAHHHHH I’m not crying! You are! 😭😭😭😭

snape being there when you died would include...

~enjoy :)

- snape hearing your blood curdling screams as you’re hit with the cruciatus curse and his heart immediately stopping.

- watching voldemort and hearing bellatrix’s laughs as voldemort tells Nagini to kill you. 

- closing your eyes as the humungous snake lunges toward you, biting into your side resulting in an unbearable pain beginning. 

- watching as voldemort and the death eaters leave. You realize that you are dying so you close your eyes once more and wait for your heart to stop beating.

- hearing footsteps running towards you very quickly. you open your eyes and see snape crouching down by your side. you look at him as tears start to build up in your eyes.

- Snape instantly pulling you into his lap, ignoring the fact that it caused you to hurt even more, and clutching onto your hands tightly.

- Your breathing begins to fasten and the pain increases in your side as you look into snapes eyes.

- “s-severus.. i love you so much… i- i’m sorry i went to meet him without you.. i just wanted to help.” 

- those words triggering snape as his tears finally flow down his face as he tightens his grip on your hands. 

- “y/n i love you so so much more. I’m so sorry. if i could trade places with you i would. you’re not going to be in pain anymore i promise.” he looked into your eyes as you begin to cry even more.

- the room beginning to spin and snapes voice beginning to fade out every once in awhile. your heartbeat speeding up and you realize this is it. you’re going to die.

- you begin to shake as you breathe quickly. “severus..i-im scared.” 

- snape not saying anything as he leans down and kisses you passionately on the lips. some blood getting on his lips in return because your blood had risen to your lungs. 

- Knowing that these were your last few seconds alive, you squeeze snapes hands and look into his dark black eyes. “I love you.. always..”

- The room beginning to fade as your heart suddenly stops and the love of your life’s face is no longer able to be seen.

- Snape beginning to sob as he feels your grip loosen and the usual sparkle in your eyes, disappear. 

- Dumbledore appearing in the room suddenly as he sees the sight in front of him. his heart beginning to ache for severus but also for you because he had liked you very much.

- Snapes sobs beginning to fade as he closes your eyelids and whispering “always”

I had been looking for this for 4 hours and then spent the last 2 hour reading through it. I had to be so quite so I didn't wake my parents laughing XD. Love this.

Master List

The Evans Kids- In Progress

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Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10/ 10.2

Part 11

Xmas Special

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

From Brooklyn to Boston- Complete

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Part 6

Part 7

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Part 10

Babies in Boston- In Progress

Part 1

Part 2

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Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

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Him & I- coming soon

Ransom Drysdale x Colby Sinclair

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don’t make me tap the sign…

Mum: Why can't you just buy the book instead of reading it on your phone?

Me: uh... cause I'm too poor and its hard to find

Also me: actually reading fanfics because my otp isn't canon on the books

I love this 😂😂😂

albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.

harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.

the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.

harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.

the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.

“wtf  is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”

all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.

albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry and speaks only in harry potter quotes.

“al, where are you going?”

“to diagon alley.— harry potter”

“al, do you want more meatloaf?”

“no. — harry potter”

“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”

“okay.”

“…”

“-harry potter”

“MERLIN’S PA —”

*family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”

harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask. 

Sirius: I love you, my beautiful moonykins

Remus: I love you Sirius, my sweet sugarpie

James: I love you, my incredible Lilypad

Lily: I love you, my wonderful Jamsiepoo

Peter: I love you, my lovely, delicious bagel

Peter: *kisses bagel*

I am a Proud Slytherin💚🐍

SLYTHERIN PRIDE

please, reblog if you agree, I need to feel the presence of my fellow housemates

stucky fics*

this city bleeds its aching heart - 34k - “The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.“

The Art Of Trolling - 4k - “Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.” 

5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t - 5k - “Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren’t, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they’re sleeping together (even though they aren’t, they’re just really really oblivious).”

4 Minute Window - 24k -  “Look, if they catch me,” Bucky muttered, “they’re either going to kill me or they’re going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can’t.”

The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) - 4.6k - “(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)” 

M is for Murder - 4k - I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area. - Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details. 

That Ass (Property of James Barnes) - 6k - “Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll. OR  Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.” 

family means no one gets left behind or forgotten - 11k - “Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.”

Brooklyn - 8.7k - "Captain America, what’s your stance on gay marriage?“ Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky.