Give Me Harry Potter, And I Shall Leave The School Untouched.

tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”

like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number

Oh Captain

(Mature! 18+ Only!)

Not Completed

Masterlist

One - A Proper Party

Two - Now It’s A Party

Three - Baby Girl

Four - Kinky?

Five - Good Girl

Six - Captain

Seven - He Returns

Eight - Yes Captain

Nine - In Control

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A Smutty World

Masterlist

** Means it’s mature, smut, 18+ <OG> Means it is still On Going -List of Characters/Shows/Movies -Prompt List #1 Lap Dance One Shot Series <

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

I like believing that Slytherins did fight in the battle, fought for their home, where they grew up. They probably dropped the cloaks and ties in order to not be a target.

Slytherins levitating rubble off of students

Slytherins sending the spiders flying out windows

Slytherins using hidden passages to evacuate students

Slytherins using hidden passages to sneak up on the enemy

Slytherins with no death eater affiliations, fighting death eaters to save their friends

Slytherins with death eater affiliations going through a mental turmoil as they have to make a decision on which home means more to them, and choosing Hogwarts.

Slytherins, fighting for Hogwarts because hogwarts is home. Where they had their first crush, kiss, ghost encounter. Where they learned how to read the stars and bottle fame. Where they met the people they now call brothers and sisters.

Slytherins man. Teenagers fighting in a war that they never should have to, but doing it anyway because they protect what is theirs.

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

So me 😂😂

Ravenclaw: I’m cold.

Gryffindor: Here, have my jacket.

Hufflepuff: Hey, I’m cold too.

Slytherin: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to makes sure you don’t fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you’re allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.

I agree with this Harry Potter; books and fanfics are my escape

does the harry potter series feel really really cozy to anyone else?? i can’t explain it - i don’t know why. it feels .. like home? it feels like a beautiful and foggy autumn day. idk why but it makes my heart go !!!!!!!

Befriend a Slytherin.

They are not only useful to have as friends, but also one of the most loving people when they like you.

Can you imagine Snape going out for a nighttime stroll because he can’t sleep even though it’s pouring rain, and as he’s walking, impervious to the storm and nearly lost in thought, he finds this cat and he figures it must belong to one of the students and he’s just thinking ‘this is no weather for a cat to be out in’ because the poor thing is soaking wet and probably freezing. So he picks it up, meaning to bring it inside, and as he’s walking this cat just starts licking his hair like it’s trying to groom him and Snape’s just like “Good Lord, cat! Who are you, my mother?” but he’s not really that upset and he brings that cat into the castle and leaves it by the nearest fireplace so it can warm up and find the student it belongs to.

Then YEARS later, long after he’s become aware that Minerva is an animagus, he’s just sitting at the staff table, eating breakfast or something, and just pauses with the spoon halfway to his mouth like ‘Wait a minute. That wasn’t a student’s cat. That wasn’t a student’s cat at all.’

I totally agree

Anyone in this fandom who tells someone to die or kill themselves based on what fictional character they like would get along splendidly with most of the Death Eaters, ironically the same characters you detest to the point of wishing suicide on someone. Like seriously, wtf is wrong with some of you people? Hiding behind a Tumblr handle like it makes you invincible when you’re really just cowards. Some of you don’t deserve to be potterheads.