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At 2.00 am in the Marauder's dormitory...

Sirius: James, I wonder if your mom and dad went along like you and Evans do.

James: Shut up Sirius.

Peter: No actually it is a really good question! Did they James?

James: I am not talking about this.

Remus: Please don't say that you are talking about the werewolf on the moon again?

Sirius: No, we are not but I still want to know what would happen, though.

Peter: Yes! And I want to know about your parents James!

James: No you don't.

Peter: Yes I do.

Remus: Both of you shut up!

Sirius: And what about me?

Remus: You, come here and sleep with me. You better shut up if you sleep with me, though.

Sirius: I will.

James: Please, silencing charms. I want to sleep.

Peter: WOLFSTAR IS GOING TO-

James: *slaps his hand in front of Peter's mouth* Yeah good night.

Slytherin: Remember where your loyalties lie

Gryffindor: In bed with me *wiggles eyebrows at Hufflepuff*

Ravenclaw: *facepalms*

Hufflepuff: *turns bright red*

2nd of May 1998

Severus Snape didn’t become a hero that day.

He only was recognized as one.

Because Severus Snape had already been a hero for a long time.

This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

I can't risk it

First day as a teacher

I have decided that I want to become a teacher and have also decided that on type first day I will scare the shit out of the new year 7’s starting at the school 😂

*first day of class and tiny year 7 students standing outside the room*

Me: *door bursts open marking the students jump* Everyone in and stand behind your chair *Smirks*

*students do as told*

Me: *as walking quickly towards the front of the class room makeing cardigan/cape blow in the wind* There will be no foolish pen clicking. In. This. Class. *turns to to class* I don’t expect many of you to know the exact science and art that is Music, but there can be a select few who have a small understanding. I can teach you how to capture the ears and insnare the mind. I can teach you how to write and compose. Music is a powerful tool it could lighten the darkest of moods and would even in extrem cases put a stopper in death!

Unexpected Relationship SS/HG (Chapter1)

Hey guys so I couldn't sleep and I really love Snamione its like my OTP so ye. Here you go and also I apologise in advance for spelling and grammar mistakes I am dyslexic. 

Summary: The war has ended and Hermione discovers Snape is alive and tries her best to try and save him. As he is recovering Hermione not only battles her own demons but also his as well. Will Snape help her before it gets to much? Will they fall in love.

Rating: M (for later Chapters *winkyface*)

Warning: Swearing and blood

It was finally over. The blasted war was over. The side of the light had won. Voldemort was dead.

Everyone was celebrating Riddles reign of terror finally ending. Sure Hermione the brains of the Golden trio was happy that they had won; in fact she was over joyed, but she could not find it in herself to celebrate. She was thankful she hadn't lost her friends, but that didn't mean that there wasn't any fatalities in the final battle but the entire war. Dumbledore, Moody, and many more including Snape. The number was far to high; no blood should of been spilled magical or not in her opinion.

Hermione was very confused. Why did she survive when there where many others who died who where much more worthy of life than herself? Why was she so special? They all had families where as she hadn't. To top it all of she realised that a relationship between Ron and herself would never work out. The where simply just too different. Ron was always talking about Quidditch and food, he didn't take his education seriously, and most likely would wont a big family. Hermione didn't like flying never mind playing Quidditch, took her education very seriously, and wonted to focus on her career before even thinking about starting a family. Besides the kiss in the chamber was sloppy, wet and not at all pleasant Hermione thought. 

Hermione decided to do something useful and retrieve Snape's body from the Shrieking Shack. Not many people knew of his role in the war; they all thought her was a traitorous bastard who killed Dumbledore... well he was a traitor but just not to the light, and Dumbledore ordered Snape to kill him, which he reluctantly agreed to do.

Hermione always had her suspicions about Snape. Why would he kill the man who kept him out of Azkaban the first time round? Obviously she never voiced suspicions; Harry and Ron would call her insane!

Entering the Room where Snape’s body lay broke Hermione’s heart. Tears streamed down her face as she approached the once mighty potions Professor. “Oh Professor! I’m so sorry!  Nobody deserves to die like this.” Hermione sobbed as kneeled next to the Professor. She brushed his hair way from his face. I was longer than it was the last time she saw him, the year before just before the event in the Astromancy Tower. He had so much pain in his eyes. Another clue to Hermione that not all was as it seemed. “All this because of Lily. If I’m being perfectly honest she doesn't deserve your love. She should of listened. she should of known that you said it out of anger especially with how long you had know each other. If I was her I would of forgiven you. Heck I would forgive Harry and Ron if they called me that and I haven't known them as long as you and Lily knew each other-” Hermione abruptly stopped her rambling after her fingers brushed against the uninjured part of his neck.

There was a pules. It was faint but there.

Hermione let out a shaken sigh of relief as a small smile crept onto her face. Hermione quickly got to work on saving her professors life. Drawing her wand she muttered healing spells in an attempt to close the wounds on his neck. Note the word attempt. None of the spells worked. “The venom must be stopping the wounds from healing” Hermione muttered to herself. Thinking quickly Hermione grabbed the bottom of Snape’s robes tearing the bottom off and tying it around his neck making a make shift bandage, applying pressure to the wound slowing the bleeding. “Sorry Professor ill get you a new one I promise” Hermione told her Professor even thought she new he probably couldn't hear her. Hermione then began to search he Professors pockets, he was a spy after all he needed to be prepared for anything. sure enough she found a vile of antivenom and multiple blood-replenishing potions. Hermione gently opened Snape’s mouth and poured the potions down his throat; then gently pulled down the make shift bandage and tried the healing spells again. This time they stopped the bleeding and closed the wound a small bit. It will have to do for now Hermione thought as she put the bandage back in place.

“Come on Professor you’re almost there! just hang on I’m going to alert Madam Pomfrey” Hermione told him. Thinking of her happiest memory she could, Hermione cast her patronus “ Expecto Patronum!” Her sliver Otter appeared in front of her kneeling form. “I need you to go to Madam Pomfrey” The otter nodded in response, and waited for her message “Madam Pomfrey! I’ve found Professor Snape. He’s alive but just barely. He was on our side all along! Ask Harry if you have to! I’ve done everything I can, but I still need your help! Were in the Shrieking Shack! Hurry!” with that the sliver otter patronus disappeared to find the med-witch.

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What do you guys think? Not bad for 3am lol

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