Fuck Romance Except Whatever The Gay Theater Kid And Corbin Bleu Had Going On

I love my friend and their weird antics.

Some examples of why:

Honestly, they're terrifying at times.

But at least they're entertaining.

Knocking on your door

Summary: During one of the most weirdest things happening to Kate, she happens to forget someone important.

Pairing: Kate Bishop x fem!reader

Warnings: sort of Hawkeye spoilers! won’t follow the plot completely

Word count: 911

a/n: some love for Kate <3

Tags: @thought-of-you-and-me

“That was amazing!” Kate yells as she throws her bow and arrows to the ground at her aunt’s apartment. “All those trick arrows, where did you get them? Are there more of them?”

“No.” Clint grunts, sitting down to the couch and putting the TV on.

Kate sits next to him, continuing on her rambling about the day they had and all the cool arrows she got to shoot. Clint doesn’t really listen to her, more engrossed with the show on TV. Pizza dog is sitting next to Clint, enjoying the head pats he is getting from him. The joyous mood gets cur down quickly, when harsh knocks can be heard from the front door.

“Are you expecting someone?” Clint asks, already on the edge.

Kate shakes her head, looking at the door as the knocking continues. She gasps. “Shit!” Patting all of her pockets, she looks for her phone. Finding it, Kate sees all the unanswered texts and calls. She runs to the door and opens it. “I’m so sor-“

“Tell me, why did I hear about your apartment burning down from your mom?” Y/N steps indeed the apartment, slamming the door shut. “You ran out of our date, ignored all of my messages and then suddenly went AWOL for two days.” She lists on while walking further into the apartment. “And then I find ou-“ She stops. “What is the Hawkeye doing here?”

Kate stands next to her sheepishly. “Y/N, meet Clint. We’re partners.” Clint shakes his head at the comment. “Clint, meet Y/N. She is my girlfriend.”

“I’m starting to doubt that.” She glares at her.

Kate cringes at the tone of her voice. “I really am sorry. If we could just go,” She points the kitchen so they could have some privacy. “And I can explain everything.” Y/N hums. With a last glance towards the Avenger, she walks to the kitchen. “Just a second.” She whispers to Clint and goes after Y/N.

“Do you understand how worried I was?” Y/N starts, keeping her gaze on the floor. “I thought you were dead! Or or kidnapped or maybe you just decided to break up with me and not tell or-“

Kate puts her hands on Y/N’s cheeks and kisses her. “I’m so sorry.” She mumbles, holding her close. “Jack was acting weird in the charity event, so I decided to follow him. I found a secret auction. Then some people attacked it and I found Ronin’s suit and used it to fight them and then Hawkeye found me and we became partners! And now we fight crime together.” She rambles a slightly simplified version of the events that happened after ditching Y/N at the charity event. “I got so busy that I forgot to tell you I’m okay. Besides, I’m never breaking up with you. You can never get rid of me.”

Kate grins when she hears Y/N giggle quietly. She moves a strand of her hair behind her ear. “Why do you always get yourself into these crazy situations?” She mumbles. “I don’t want you to get hurt.”

“I won’t.” Kate assures, giving her a one more kiss. “Come on. You need to meet someone else.” She takes her hand and leads her into the living room where Clint is with Pizza dog.

Y/N gasps. “You got a dog and didn’t tell me.” She kneels to the ground and starts petting Pizza dog who walks over to her with a wag of his tail. Clint watches the two. “I’m sorry Mr Hawkeye, you’re very cool as well. I just really love dogs.”

“Clint is fine, kid.” He chuckles, shaking his head.

“See how easily I get her forgiveness.” Kate looks at Clint smugly, wanting to boast herself, and her relationship, to Clint. “I’m the best girlf-“

“I have not forgiven you yet.” Y/N grumbles, keeping her attention at the dog. “This dog is just more important right now. Aren’t you? Yes you are. Such a good boy.” She coos at the dog as if he can understand. He wags his tail and snuggles closer to Y/N.

“Oh.” Kate mumbles, kind of jealous of a dog right now. He glances at Y/N before turning back to Clint with new determination. “I’m still a very good girlfriend!” She assures him, though he really doesn’t care. “This one time, Y/N almost fell and caught her. And then-“ She continues rambling every single time she somehow saved Y/N.

Y/N rolls her eyes with a grin on her face as she sees Clint nodding along. “She really likes you, I’m sure you’ve noticed by now.” She mumbles to him as Kate continues with the stories. “She wants to prove herself to you.”

“Oh, I’ve noticed.” Clint nods. He watches Kate pace around the room. “She is a good kid.” He whispers quiet enough only Y/N hears.

Y/N moves her gaze to Kate. She smiles, feeling full of love towards her. “She really is the best girlfriend.”

Kate gasps, stopping. “I heard that! You forgive me!” She hugs Y/N tightly, squeezing the living out of her. Y/N laughs, falling to the ground with Kate as they loose their balance. Pizza dog starts licking their faces. Clint smiles at the sight. As much as he wants to be with his family right now, this isn’t too bad. He really is warming up to them.

THE MAN IN THE BLUE SHIRT

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

you don't get it bro. there's this song called we are the champions. adrenaline music. hypes you up kinda music. gets me in a frenzy. he says we're the champions of the world. the world dude

Current mood: sitting on my bed crying my eyes out while real happy Disney songs play in the background

Feels kinda like some sort of dystopian apocalyptic type thing

also like "u see the shit i have to deal with?"

•P!Bench Trio with a Cosplayer friend• Tw//

Pronouns// none specified

Tommy

this bitch would steal your wigs off ur head mid way through filming a tiktok

lets just say you had to climb a tree to get it back

anyway

calls you a shapeshifter

if chat shares one of your tiktoks on a media share stream

he’s like

“oh no not the shapeshifter“

but he would love it if you cosplayed him

he would take you to cons

or you would drag him to cons

Tubbo

He probably takes ur wigs and tries them in in secret

He would love if you let him cosplay with you

If he starred in vidcon or smth he’d get you tickets ^-^

this man would beg for you to teach him how to do makeup

he would be so proud if you cosplayed his character

he will drag you away from your phone while in cosplay to show you to chat

if you cosplay ranboo he makes jokes about replacing him

very pog friend

Ranboo

He thinks your so cool

And might even ask to cosplay with u ^-^

You bet he hypes up your social media’s on stream

he might even invite you on stream with him

make tiktoks together

he would love it sm

He buys you cosplay things for christmas ^^

supportive x100

if you cosplay his character his jaw will drop

you two cosplay ranboo together

boo besties 🤪🤪

Pepper: you can rest now

Tony trying to die peacefully: .....

Peter: yOu CanNot ReST NoW tHeRe aRe MobS NeaRbY

(Shoutout to one of my friends who helped come up with this)

Holy shit I love this book so much

"Terminus, can you open our defensive barriers here at the main gate?"

"Why would I do that?"

We'll try the Wakanda thing."

"The what?"

"You know," Frank said. "We'll funnel the enemy into one location."

Terminus glowered. "I do not recall any "Wakanda thing" in the Roman military manuals. But very well."

This makes me even more scared for the end of the book, but thank you to Uncle Rick for putting this in here.