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i cannot believe the official marvel page made and posted this.

no the POINT is NOT that rio was the first person to ever show agatha love blah blah soft girlfriends battling the trauma of abuse NO

the POINT is that THE PERSONIFICATION OF DEATH saw a human being so DEVOTED to the act of living that they COULD NOT comprehend dying and fell in LOVE with her and that HUMAN BEING saw this entity that NO ONE is meant to survive and and fell in LOVE with her

the POINT is that they EXIST in PERFECT tandem and in COMPLETE contradiction to each other. the POINT, the IRONY, is that they give each other exactly what they need, but must take from each other the only thing they want.

no the POINT is NOT that rio was the first person to ever show agatha love blah blah soft girlfriends battling the trauma of abuse NO

the POINT is that THE PERSONIFICATION OF DEATH saw a human being so DEVOTED to the act of living that they COULD NOT comprehend dying and fell in LOVE with her and that HUMAN BEING saw this entity that NO ONE is meant to survive and and fell in LOVE with her

the POINT is that they EXIST in PERFECT tandem and in COMPLETE contradiction to each other. the POINT, the IRONY, is that they give each other exactly what they need, but must take from each other the only thing they want.

We talked in my dreams the other night This is what you looked like It was a nice dream so I wanted to share

Your blog always makes me really happy so thank you

HELLO,

this is such a gorgeous drawing, and this is a beautiful design. Your linework is so great, I love how the lines are a darker shade of the nearest color, the navy outlining the blue dress, etc, it looks so amazing!!!!! the shading and choice of colors make the drawing so soft and nice to look at. This is so lovely thank you so much for making this!!!!!!!!

Can we talk about how Logan grabbed Wade's hand, before he even looked the anti-matter thing, more. Also just how HARD he was fighting to get in there. We didn't read into that enough I think. Glossed over it too fast.

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

“Yeah, I’m a new student.” “Well, welcome to Gotham University! What’s your major?” “Criminology.” “What dorm are you in?” “Oh, I live off campus. My Aunt Pam owed a favor to my mom, so I live with her and her partner, my Aunt Harley.” “Excuse me?!” “It’s not as bad as you think.”

I have more things to say on this topic now that I'm older. 😌 Spoilers for ToA of course.

I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT REYNA JOINED THE HUNTERS I LOVE THAT SO MUCH FOR HER, SCREW ROMANCE WHO NEEDS IT, NAH, BC GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

My girl doesn't need romance for shit, and whoever said that (past me) is wrongggggg, absolutely incorrect. Thalia and Reyna SHOULD NOT DATE !!!! I'm making my new stance clear.

She's living her best life away from all of the expectations of being a Praetor, especially one who had to handle the job alone for so long after Jason was whisked away!

And to talk more about the end of the series: I have the ending burned into my brain, the first time I read it I crieddd my young heart out because blah blah blah feeling a sense of belonging in a time of strife or whatever, but I still think about it to this day and I love it. 😭

This post is now also a Shel appreciation post because Shel my beloved, I'm glad Piper was able to continue with her life and find the most beloved girlie, happy for them. I bet Shel has piercings.

Bruh, wouldn't it have been amazing if Reyna was actually dating Thalia.

I love the fact that Lester even brought it up in the first place.

I'm still worried for the end of the book.

Hello internet, here's a bit about me. 😌

My name is Alex (he/they/xe/it pronouns), I'm 18, very not cis, aroace-spec, certified yapper, and very obsessed with Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated as of late.

As of the 25th of September 2024, this account is five years old holy shit! I keep coming back to it, but only sporadically because I never remembered the password and couldn't be bothered to reset it, but we're so fucking backkkkk! And for good this time. :)

I mainly cover:

Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated

Rick Riordan books

Marauders and Harry Potter (fuck JK Rowling she deserves to rot like her walls 🤪)

DC (mainly Batfamily content)

Merlin

Disney Films

Gravity Falls

There's definitely more, I just can't think of anything, so more stuff will be added as the need arises. :)

Also I'm going through the transitional period of coming back to my blog, which means that there's gonna be the longest slew of reblogs that I've accumulated from my sideblog, like, in the world, good luck. 😭

And I draw! So I may or may not post stuff to do with that on here as well. :) Enjoy your stay!

Terfs, swerfs, transphobic, homophobic, and aphobic people DNI.

a scooby-doo origin story where Daphne, Fred, Velma, and Shaggy are all serving detention together and none of them (save for maybe Fred and Daphne) have ever really talked before, but they talk in detention. they have fun, they're bonding, it's a real Breakfast Club situation, and as detention ends they're walking home and they see a dog digging through the garbage of a local restaurant

he's big, but he seems sweet and he's obviously hungry, so the gang approaches him to see if he has a collar. Shaggy manages to get to him first, and the dog immediately takes to him, giving him a big dog kiss and cuddling up to him, but the dog seems to like all of them

upon finding he doesn't have a collar, Shaggy, scratching behind his ears, rhetorically asks, "What's your name, buddy?"

and the dog answers, "Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"

after a minute of freaking the FUCK out and asking each other "y'all heard that, right?" the kids decide to take the dog (who they immediately start calling Scooby-Doo, Scoob, or Scooby for short) home, and find that not only can the dog talk, he displays human-level intelligence and is easily frightened. when they ask where he came from, he doesn't seem to know, but when they walk past an old, abandoned shopping complex on the edge of town, he completely freaks out...and there are weird noises coming from that complex at night....and some suspicious sightings....

the first mystery they investigate together is the mystery of what in God's name is going on here

The Batman & Scooby-Doo Mysteries #5 - "A Game of Hyde and Seek!" (2024)

written by Matthew Cody art by Puste

The Scooby gang are friends. The Scooby gang are BEST FRIENDS. THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. THEY TRAVEL AROUND SOLVING MYSTERIES FOR AS LONG AS THEY CAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE A PASSION FOR IT AND BECAUSE IT MEANS THEY GET TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER WITH EACH OTHER. THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS.

They don’t hate each other. Maybe they get annoyed and cause they’re together all the time it might get a bit much sometimes but at the end of the day, they really deeply care about each other. They live out of a van most of the time and are on the road constantly out of CHOICE. TOGETHER. for crying out loud.

They are four teenagers and a Great Dane. They’re a family.

a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

Why you should watch Scooby-Doo: Mystery Inc. (2010)

The Mystery Gang are all actually friends and hang out together at each other’s houses and make jokes and act like real teenagers

We also see their families for the first time and they’re all great. Daphne has a huge house and 4 sisters, Shaggy is weirdly rich as well, Fred lives in a McMansion with the mayor (adoptive father), and Velma’s parents run a museum dedicated to the Gang’s solved mysteries (all of which are references to the 1969 series)

Scooby beats up a robot dog with a forklift and quotes Alien

There’s a very Twin Peaks-esque episode in the second season, complete with the red stripy room

One of my favorite episodes has a parody of Andy Warhol and the Velvet Underground

The art style is GREAT

The Hex Girls are, like, friends with the Gang and help them out sometimes

(They’re also very hot please step on me)

In the 2nd season, the monsters are real more and more often, and also magic is very much real, which has a whole host of implications for the world

Lewis Black, the comedian (aka Anger from Inside Out) plays a character named Mr. E who acts as a Cigarette Smoking Man-type instigator of mystery

The writers got reallllly close to having Velma and Marcie (aka Hot Dog Water, on account of her wool sweaters) be a couple. They’re not in the final show, but they’re still v queercoded. Marcie also spends some offscreen time in prison.

Every character gets the chance to show their smarts. The Gang is decently knowledgeable in true crime, chemistry, and trap-building (Fred) and it shows

Fred is obsessed with building traps to the point that his house is filled with them. Autistic king

Fred and Daphne have a healthy relationship that ebbs and flows and they work through it in a realistic way

Velma and Shaggy also have a realistic breakup and accept that they’re better off as friends. The romantic relationships in this show are great, y’all

Scooby gets a girlfriend, but it’s not forced because she’s actually an alien who gives an exposition dump

Oh yeah there’s aliens too

In one episode it’s revealed that every generation has a group of four people with an animal mascot, and the Scooby Gang are just one part of a repeating cycle

There is actual death (mostly offscreen)

And, last but not least:

Shaggy’s favorite music genre is polka

fred has the right spirit #ally 

i just think they're neat... ❤🔍

The CIA tries to kill Clark Kent, not because they know he’s Superman, but because he’s a really good journalist. They keep making it look like an accident, but every plan fails. It’s a comedy as the CIA can’t figure out why their attempts always go wrong.

Zelda and Link, chillin' in transit

Them 🧡

Somebody just binged the entirety of Gravity Falls and her name is me

thank you anistarrose for the ID!

guys okay so i was just thinking

one of his lowest moments was the twins debating on leaving the day after they met him…

do you think that’s why he took them to family fishing day and wanted to spend time with them so badly? he wanted them to see that he was a good guy?? STANNNNN 😭😭😭😭

WE ARE LOVE PATROL ALPHA!!!!!

Finally decided to rewatch the show

It's been 10 years and holy shit I forgot how much I loved it

You have drunkenly been discussing the Dark Lord with other tavern patrons, insulting him to no end. When someone storms up demanding you stop as he is one of the Dark Lords students. Strange thing is you don’t remember teaching this kid.

Uhhhhh-

I’m terrified, why they built the same tho-

S2:E1 spoilers under the cut bc I wanna talk abt it

bruh I- so good, want more, time to yell about it-

I wasn’t expecting Sparrow’s kid to be the one called Normal, but honestly I’m not surprised lol

Hehe ninja rocks, and I really hope that we get to see the mf who gave Taylor (iconic name, quality content) the 4 seconds of fame thing again

but also Taylor Swift! Can’t wait for him to meet his father, bc we all know That’s gonna be fun- (v excited for more little nicky (??) content tho)

new theme song???? hooooooooly shit I fuckin love it, it’s a wholeass bop and rlly good, like, I’m glad that’s it, it goes so fuckin hard

haha cue dream speedrunning music (lol, mr beast moment, but also the contest sounded kinda cool and I wanna know more about it (hopefully we’ll get more content surrounding it????)

hearing Beth May be a Moody Teen™ is quality shit, but I also liked when Scary was fascinated by the elevators, I was kinda like ‘aw :)’

ON THAT NOTE, ELEVATORS comedy, loving car box on stairs

waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwait also Anthony absolutely popping off, how could I forget???? I was like ‘oop- bestie, why so angery-’ lol

okay that’s it, rant over, it was very good

omg grant has a husband-

omg his name is MARCO!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my goddddd the music, the theme, the INTRO-

I’m crying I’ve missed this shit so much it’s so gooooooood ;-;

I just adore every single one of the Madrigals! And Isabela's new dress is *chef's kiss*

Bruno wants kids. Always has. He watched the younger kids run around in the town, making sure they didn't hurt themselves. He saw it happen before it did. Not because of his gift, just common sense. Running around in the rocky paths, going up the steep hills, climbing the trees. And he helped be careful, or he took them to Julieta when they got hurt. When he carried a sniffling child and told them it would be ok and they calmed down and, for once, someone understood he didn't want to do wrong, he wanted kids.

Bruno wants kids. But he's not married. No one wants to marry him. Pepa and Julieta have been married for a while, them and their husbands try to help, but there are some things you can't fix. You can't fix people. You can't fix a personality. You can't fix a gift. He appreciated them trying, he did. But if no one wanted to be with him, there wasn't much he could do about it.

Bruno wants kids, but kids don't want him. He tries to talk to them, interact, try and be nice, but they all run away from "creepy Bruno". Their parents have told them he's a jinx, or a bad person, or whatever they've come up with in their heads. If he can't even get a few 5 year olds to talk to him, how is he gonna deal with his own kid?

Bruno wants kids, and his sisters have them first. Two girls, a few months apart, named Isabela and Dolores. Bruno was the last person allowed to hold the girls every time, but he didn't care. They were perfect. He was allowed to babysit Isabela with Agustín while Julieta slept. Pepa wouldn't let him near Dolores, which was fine. After a while, Abuela didn't let him near Isabela either. Which was fine. Because Luisa was born a little while after, and he could spend as much time with her as he wanted. He couldn't wait to have kids of his own.

Bruno wants kids, and kids want prophecies. His neices decided they did, anyway. He was nervous, because why wouldn't he be, but he accepted. Three prophecies, that's all. Luisa was first, and he saw that she would get a new dress. She was happy. Next was Isa. She would get the life she wanted and her powers would grow stronger. She was happy. Then was Dolores. The man she loved would be betrothed to someone else. She wasn't happy. She wasn't mad either. She didn't really understand, which was fine. As long as she wasn't mad.

Bruno doesn't want kids. By the time Mirabel and Camilo are born, he's given up on it. Pepa grants him the honor of holding Camilo this time, which he takes gratefully. Abuela isn't at home when Mirabel is born, so he's the third person to hold her, after her parents. She's a little small, he thinks. But she's perfect. They both were. He babysat them together sometimes. They loved each other, and said they were twins. They might as well have been. Bruno watched how close they were, how happy they were that he was there, and he cried.

Bruno doesn't want kids. He'll never have any. Not if Abuela would treat them like this. You can't meet people in the walls, anyways. If his kid ended up without a gift and they got the same treatment as Mirabel? He wouldn't stand it. He couldn't. He can't stand it as it is. Every time Mirabel is upset he has to cover his ears and try so hard not to listen. He's a coward. He can't believe himself.

Bruno doesn't want kids. But he keeps a little hope, once Antonio is born. Both Félix and Pepa are 45. So is he. It's not too late, then. He can't hold him, he knows that, but he sneaks into the nursery at night sometimes. Just to look. To introduce him to the rats, and to his Tío Bruno, that he will only meet under the cover of the night when everyone is asleep.

Bruno doesn't want kids. He's a bit busy nowadays, what, with the family, and the house, and he's doing prophecies again. He doesn't have time. There are enough kids in the house. Isabela and Dolores are old enough to marry and have kids of their own, he can't have kids now. But when he watches Antonio talk to the rats, enthusiastic and listening to whatever they say, he can't help but feel a pain in his chest.

Bruno doesn't want kids. But he likes them. He plays soccer with the kids in town. He gives them prophecies. He talks to them, tells them stories, helps them out sometimes. One little girl asked for him to braid her hair, so he did. Before she ran off to play, she said "thank you, Tío Bruno!" and Bruno froze. Other kids started calling him that as well. Adults started after a while. He's not "creepy Bruno" or "the one we don't talk about". He is Tío Bruno.

Bruno doesn't want kids. He already has them.