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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea
I have some beef with jgy stans not because I hate him or because I think he's a bad person but because they always make him so... perfect?? and that's just plain boring. I usually like people for their flaws and the fanfics are usually like.... "he's super humble he doesn't like luxury and has superior taste and doesn't seek admiration from people and would never ever do anything purely selfish (I'm not talking about the cRiMeS and if they are justified I mean like. little everyday things??) and always thinks about common people and so uwu cool and understandind and great and..." come on. come on. that's boring. I fell asleep.
like I'm not saying that doing this is wrong or not canon or smth but that's just not how I see him. I like the worst of him not the best of him.
Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.
Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it
Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.
I love you tragedy I love you corruption arcs I love you doomed relationships I love you character succumbing to their fatal flaw I love you codependency I love you characters doomed to die from the start I love you road to hell paved with good intentions
love relationships between fictional ppl over 50. you skip all that teenage hormonal shit and go straight to what counts: war crimes and making each other worse
3. Of the choose violence game, if you want
I wanted to say some nasty asinine take about JGY's character in especific, but it's gotta be this thing
Just. Baffling. Where does someone get a take like that
(Also the entirety of fatal journey lmao)
what do ancient chinese pyjamas look like🤔
Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.
so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap
The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother
spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.
I'd like to point out this highly relatable Nie Huaisang moment from ep 8 (uh damn it, it was scaled down for the dashboard. I am afraid I will have to ask you to click on it.
Also I feel like I am gradually loosing ability to write in english. I forgot how to use all those strange english tenses.)
Hrdinové se vypravili na klišé dobrodružnou výpravu, aby posbírali všechny kameny moci dřív, než se dostanou do spárů zlotřilého klanu Wen. Při svém hledání však narazili na nepřekonatelné překážky, kterými jsou okamžitá ztráta odhodlání, hrozná komunikace a rodiče, kteří se po nich již shánějí. Hrdinská výprava kvintánů končí jako většina zájmových skupinových projektů a klan Wen mezitím posbírá kameny moci a vybuduje si armádu nemrtvých. Dobrá práce, týme.
Kraťoučký a nehorázně zbytečný vedlejší příběh. Byly tam ale roztomilé interakce.
Také je mi zde Nie Chuaj-sang nehorázně sympatický. Jde s kamarády na procházku, ale pak netrefí zpátky a potřebuje, aby ho nasměrovali na nejbližší tramvaj. Tímto se omlouvám všem starým přátelům ze školy.
,,Nechcete se mrknout k nám do Nečistého kraje? Je tam krásně. Máme sušenky. (prosím, nenechávejte mě uprostřed pustin)"
when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song
need to study anatomy so I can draw different face features and bodies better need to study chinese traditional clothing so I can give everyone the right outfit..... mdzs is surely inspiring for education
lrb I'm talking about her. does anybody know her.
fine, i’ll say it. raspberry is everything strawberry wishes it was but strawberries get the spotlight for being cute
actually even if jin guangyao really DID base the guanyin's statue in that temple of himself (like wwx falsely thinks at first) I would only appreciate it. he deserves a personality cult.
WEN RUOHAN
kinsey scale of tumblr use by device
nuance lovers: fuck off. you either use the website or the app. there’s two options. there is no nuance option. even if you blog with your fridge you’ve either downloaded the app or logged in to the site.
how do I be interested in people without being obsessive. like I want you to tell me your thoughts why you like this ship why you draw this character like this what are your opinions on that fan fiction or on this headcanon. but if I just go to ppl and ask them directly I will look weird af.
*sinister music starts playing in Wei Wuxian's evil lair as he laughs viciously, drinking blood of virgins and planning his next move in defending basic human rights*
"I'm the villain in my own story, I'm the witch in my own tale..."
(related memes: x, x)
the chief cultivator line
As an actor and writer, I find it so funny how actors will say stuff about “taking care of” their character and respecting them meanwhile writers are like “beat that bitch into the ground.”