I Stopped Watching Since Destruction, I Think, But Oh Boy Do I Feel Satisfied. Bitch Had It Coming Since

I have come to a horrible realization

This motherfucking trash:

Shares her surname with this honorable gentleman:

What a disgrace to the Nanami's

My disappointment is inmesurable and my day is ruined

i am gonna punch the next person who talks shit about lin manuel miranda. that man has been nothing but kind to his fans and y'all still find new ways to shit on ppl who did nothing. "oh but he usese his work as self inserts" lol, wait till u find out about the german legend till schweiger. "he can't sing :/" im tired man. "he looks weird" ah so we bullying ppl for their appearance now? wonderful.

mans been working his ass off and y'all give him shit for nothing. i hate it here.

I don't get how you can ship Lumity and be biphobic at the same time...

Some of you guys like to pretend Luz is a lesbian and leave the most biphobic and braindead comments on Lunter posts. This might be a really hard concept for you idiots to grasp, but a bisexuals sexuality doesn't change depending on who we're dating.

It's also very weird of you to assume Hunter is straight. You assholes like to complain about Lunter shippers (and the ship itself) being "heteronormative", but then label the kid with an unspecified sexuality as straight by default. Very, very strange.

Luz likes boys, this is something that will never change no matter how many deranged comments you leave on Lunter posts. And Luz isn't a lesbian just because she's dating one.

Cry about it, but most importantly leave people who like harmless pairings alone. Especially us bisexual fans who have different tastes for pairings than you.

;)

most people continue to watch all of miraculous ladybug and hope that adrien and marinette get together at the end. i watch every episode of season 4 once, violently hate it and pretend it doesn't exists and live the rest of my life in denial and pretending luka and marinette are endgame

Never not rebloging this

some dumbass: hermione deserves BETTER than ron!!!

also them: I ship hermione with fucking bellatrix

 special thanks to @sanktnikolais ​ for editing my messy thoughts, i adore you

  As a Colombian woman, it really warms my heart to see how many people are loving Encanto—all the positive reactions and the praise the movie has received not only from the critics but from the audience in general make me happy beyond measure. I, as well as pretty much everyone in this country, have always resented the negative representation we have had in the media. 

  For instance, “Narcos” is one of the best examples of this hurtful representation that continues to profit from some of the darkest moments of recent history, events that we all would like to bury in the past.

  Nonetheless, the discourse I have seen about Encanto, especially on Tumblr, has disappointed me greatly. Most people have focused on coming out with headcanons about the characters’ sexuality and gender, or writing Camilo x reader fics (do you realize he’s a teenager? please stop) shifting completely the real focus of the movie. Listen, I am not going to tell anyone what to do or to gatekeep these characters. The fact that you think Isabela is a lesbian doesn’t bother me; what I’d really like to remind people of, specially queer white folks, is that this movie isn’t for you. 

  This movie was made first and foremost for Colombians and Latinos. Therefore, when a movie like Encanto, which excels in every aspect and has finally given us the representation that we have been dying for, gets its every valuable aspect outshone by these woke and for the most part ridiculous takes (Bruno is autistic bc the knock on wood thing? Tell me you are white without telling me you are white.)  It is expected that people like me won’t feel happy.  

  That being said, in this post I want to tell you about the amazing job Disney made at representing the armed conflict in my country and what this representation and the song “Dos Oruguitas” mean for Colombian people.

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Recently I've seen some posts with ideas for a Coco-Encanto crossover. It gave me inspiration for making one of my own:

After Un Poco Loco was released, it became a huge success (not as big as Remember Me, mind you) which left Ernesto and Héctor with quite the amount of money. While Ernesto went to buy a big mansion for himself, Héctor decided to save half of it and spent the rest in a simple wedding & honeymoon with Imelda. Where did they go? A Colombia tierra querida, por supuesto! Let's say they were given a tour of all thermal floors and one day when Imelda was buying gifts for her family, she met Alma. What's to happen between two newlywed women? A wholesome friendship, of course (low-key with Pedro's lyrics and Héctor's melodies Dos Orugitas may have come to life, but we're focusing on the wives here). When the honeymoon was over, they became pen-pals, exchanging recipes, chismecito and pregnancy tips, but suddenly...the letters stopped coming, and Héctor left.

I know this is where everything falls apart bc the triplets are 50 and Mama Coco is 108, but ignore that detail plz

Cut to El Día de Muertos 50 years later, Mamá Imelda asks 16 years old Miguel (he was 12 in 2017) to please find whatever happened with her old friend. When Miguel and little Coco (I actually can't find a reason for letting a minor travel travel to another with his 5yo baby sister, but why not) finally find Encanto, the town has no idea what to make of the newcomers. Can they let them in? Can they let them go and risk to be exposed? The answer will lie on the Madrigal family.

I'd like it to be a story of both personal growth and Miguel and Mirabel falling in love, but I'm not sure how to make it work.

Let me know what you think!

I wish!!!

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Idk, I think Michel and Berta's husband would survive. I do want Efraín torn to shreds. Wipe the floor with that desgraciado.

Sometimes I have thoughts....

If Betty la Fea was popular with English speakers, either Mario or Freddie would be the Tumblr Sexymen....