Narrator, Single Slice Of Toast In Mouth: “KYAAAH!! I Overslept On The Day Of The Shareholder Meeting!!

narrator, single slice of toast in mouth: “KYAAAH!! I overslept on the day of the shareholder meeting!! I’m going to be late to work!!”

running across the street, narrator is hit by a 1998 chevrolet camaro.

handsome blond stranger: “oh, gomen nasai! my, you really are a kawaii guy. do you need a ride to work?”

narrator: *wow… such a cool senpai is offering me a ride.. my heart is going doki doki!* “a-arigatou gozaimasu, senpai. I’m sorry, I don’t even know your name!”

tyler: “heh… call me Tyler-san, doll. what’s your name?”

narrator: *this handsome guy is asking me for my name!!* “oh.. my name is ███████… but you can call me narrator-chan.”

tyler: “well, get in, narrator-chan. it really is such a kawaii name for a guy like you. now, hold on!”

they ride at a consistent 85 mph for a thrilling 15 minutes until they unfortunately hit and are killed by an industrial-sized truck

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genuinely cannot believe there are still homophobes on this website. why the hell are you on THIS website

1 year ago

being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”


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1 year ago

We have heard all about cishet aro men (and i am grateful for that) but shoutout to cishet aro women too. I'm sure this "discourse" hasn't been easy for you either and just as much as aro men aren't "fuckboys", you aren't "sluts" for experiencing non-romantic, sexual attraction. You are queer too and the intersection between aromanticism and womanhood makes your voices a valuable part of this community.


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1 year ago

ok so you support the disabled, disordered, and mentally ill. but are you normal when someone takes long to respond to you? or if they have a hard time listening to you? when someone has a hard time giving you their attention? or when their manners aren’t perfect? or when someone makes mistakes that may be obvious or simple to you? or when someone talks loudly or “causes a scene?” are you normal when people have to think really hard to explain things? or when they have a hard time putting their thoughts into words?

are you normal when people’s hair is unkempt or oily or visibly unbrushed? or when their face might be full of acne? or when they don’t have deodorant on for one reason or another? how about if their clothes are dirty? 

are you normal about disabled/disordered/mentally ill people when they make you a little uncomfortable?

1 year ago

we really need to stop defining queerness by how much someone has suffered for it.

which is to say: no more "I don't claim [label] because I haven't experienced the suffering they face"

look. trans means you don't identify with the gender you were assigned at birth. it doesn't have an implicit "and people are EVIL to YOU SPECIFICALLY because of it!" attached. because if that's how we define it, then a trans woman with supportive friends and family in a generally accepting area... what? doesn't get to call herself trans? because that's what you implied.

I think this is where a lot of exclusionist discourse comes from. "they're appropriating our struggle by calling themselves queer!" they aren't. they really aren't. they're calling themselves queer because they're queer. there is no struggle inherent in being queer. the struggle is imposed on us by the cishetallo-normative world we live in and bigots in our communities. the queerness comes from within.

"what if a cishet aro man--" no. I don't care. if a cishet aro man wants to be included in queer spaces, he can be, because he's queer. aromanticism falls under the queer umbrella and we will therefore treat them the same way we treat everyone else in our community. "But what if he's lying about being aromantic to be a predator?" then we kick him out for being a creep, not because aromanticism isn't queer!

we are absolutely allowed to remove people who are making us uncomfortable from our circles! you can kick a person out of an event! you can ban a person from a space! you can block a person! there are plenty of valid reasons to do this and plenty of queer people of all identities who suck and would rightfully get kicked out of a lot of spaces! but you can't tell someone else they aren't queer! you don't get to invalidate someone like that just because you made up a scenario or defined queerness by how miserable it makes you!

as time goes on we're going to have a lot more people coming out into a world that accepts them with open arms and if your sole metric for how deserving someone is of a seat at the table is how much their life has sucked, you will be excluding a lot of people of all identities!

2 years ago
Ms Paint Is Proof That You Dont Need An Expensive Art Program :)

ms paint is proof that you dont need an expensive art program :)


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1 week ago
Lots Of Thoughts Recently. Everything Feels Plastic.
Lots Of Thoughts Recently. Everything Feels Plastic.
Lots Of Thoughts Recently. Everything Feels Plastic.
Lots Of Thoughts Recently. Everything Feels Plastic.

Lots of thoughts recently. Everything feels plastic.

I could go on and on about why all that AI "art" is bad. I could mention theft, lack of creativity, it's impact on the work field and environment, but countless people have already said all that. I wanted to touch on something that to me is the most utterly wrong about all of it.

Art is more than just something pretty to look at or listen to. It's therapeutic. It's a form of communication. A tool for human connection. It's a pure, human need.

Support real artists ☀️

1 year ago

i have exams soon but all i can think about is thag quiet and slow affection tyler starts showing the narrator, very cautiously, as if revealing too much at once would cause the world to erupt under his feet, forever taking him into the depth of the universe.

will tyler ever know of a world where his feelings, whichever they might be, are not the calling of the devil? will he ever be made aware of a world where he does not need to associate his deepest most true feelings to everlasting and deserved violence?

and will the narrator ever learn to stop projecting these so-called impure and self-depricating thoughts onto an imaginary friend, making him bear the burden of feelings too heavy to carry?

1 year ago
I Can’t Fucking Stop Being Utterly Transfixed By This Gif I Think This Is How Cocomelon Babies Feel

I can’t fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries

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