i fucking hate race season
for context I live in the greater Indianapolis area you know where the Indy 500 takes place
literally NONE of the tourists know how how to drive so now any time my family has to go fucking Aldi there’s a huge ass line
my school made us write letters for the tourists and i wanted to write
Give us your money then leave
Update they’re still using calling me an attack helicopter
A couple of weeks ago I told my friends that I use any pronouns
Today this happened
M-“no you do you do support gay people ender” points at friend one “you support him” points at friend two “you support her” points at me “and you support attack”
Everyone-“huh”
M- looking at me like “ well you told me I could use any pronouns for you so I’m going to use attack/helicopter”
This is why love my friends
i am as straight as this line ⭕️
if you dont reblog this youre straight
I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.
I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.
Scream for us all, little nugget.
A couple of weeks ago I told my friends that I use any pronouns
Today this happened
M-“no you do you do support gay people ender” points at friend one “you support him” points at friend two “you support her” points at me “and you support attack”
Everyone-“huh”
M- looking at me like “ well you told me I could use any pronouns for you so I’m going to use attack/helicopter”
This is why love my friends
I didn’t meet my goal
I only read 20 out of 21 chapters before I had to go to sleep :(
I did finish it today tho
it’s 5:30 on a Sunday I have school tomorrow
I’m going to test not only my own patience but also God’s by seeing if I can read the entirety of When We Were Angels; it’s 116,012 words and 21 chapters
my reasoning…why fucking not
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash