A Heem Heem (im Tired But Don't Want To Go To Sleep)

They just don't get it

people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

"I can change him" he's literally a murderer

If we are talking and a piece of dust floats in front of my face, you'd best BELIEVE that dust has my FULL attention

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

Excuse me?

Eating tums gets me my chalk fix

I JUST WANNA FUCKING PURR AND LAY MY HEAD IN SOMEONE'S LAP I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE ANYMORE

I need to wear my partners skin like a weighted blanket

Did some redraws a while back, actually kinda proud ngl

I would change Life's outfit but idc enough

Yes, they're in a relationship. Yes, it's forbidden. Yes, it's an enemies-to-lovers.

Universe: God's