New mood just dropped: Gus standing uncomfortably in the background while Shawn and Lassiter… manhandle each other?
Therapy not working. Need to kill someone.
Okay! You got me! I cheated! It’s shameful, but at least it’s honest work.
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Vick: Just tell me what happened.
Gus: Shawn stole my thesaurus!
Shawn: He peddles falsehoods.
Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑⚖️)
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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!
Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*
Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*
Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?
Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it
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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?
Lassiter: ‘scalding’
Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’
Shawn: ‘Shawn’
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*during season 1 episode 12*
Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit
You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch
Juliet: If you love something, set it free
Gus: If it comes back to you, it’s meant to be
Lassiter: If it doesn’t, hunt it down and kill it
hey i’m skye ;) she/her, acearo,multifandom but currently obsessed with psych
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