Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑⚖️)
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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!
Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*
Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*
Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?
Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it
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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?
Lassiter: ‘scalding’
Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’
Shawn: ‘Shawn’
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*during season 1 episode 12*
Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit
Vick: Just tell me what happened.
Gus: Shawn stole my thesaurus!
Shawn: He peddles falsehoods.
polyamory was invented in 1969 by kirk, spock, and mccoy, and their only true successors are the leverage ot3 and whatever the fuck psych had going on
Therapy not working. Need to kill someone.
Planets according to Stargate:
Desert
Vancouver
Inside
Henry: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
Shawn: Dad, you've met my friends. Gus wouldn't set foot near a bridge without a parachute, Jules has too much of a will to live and Lassie would push me off before I got a chance to jump.
carlton lassiter definitely has a sign at his house that says “trespassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again.”
it is also specifically addressed to a certain psychic detective who keeps showing up uninvited, bearing gifts of pineapples, despite the increasingly growing number of signs which don’t seem to do anything.
Shawn: I sense… I feel… There’s something sinister and dark brewing nearby…
Gus: Shawn, that’s a coffee maker.
hey i’m skye ;) she/her, acearo,multifandom but currently obsessed with psych
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